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Apr 25, 1998
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White House aide:  Sir? I have some more bad news... Bill Clinton: So why should you be any different?  Aide: Mr. President? We've got another situation related to the Paula Jones case... Bill Clinton: What sort of situation?  Aide: Well, as you know, sir, Jones is arguing that women who slept with you were given a career advantage over women like her, who didn't.  Bill Clinton: So?  Aide: Well, her claim seems to have inspired a class action suit.  Bill Clinton:  What?  Aide: Yes, sir. You're now being sued by all the female state employees in Arkansas you didn't try to sleep with.  Bill Clinton: I don't believe this.  Aide: It gets worse.  Bill Clinton: Worse?  Aide: There are only three of them.
Apr 27, 1998
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