Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 15, 1996

Transcript:

Mark: Ah...domestic bliss... Chase: You know, everyone I meet keeps mentioning "Neil"... Mark: Really? Cool. Chase: Cool? You think it's cool having an imaginary playmate? Mark: Sure... He was an endearing invention. My listeners liked him. He also kept me sane. Chase: Sane? You think it's sane to have a little bogus buddy? Were there others? Mark: Um...not really. Chase: Not really? Mark: Okay, one or two! But they were just one-night stands - I swear! Elmont: "Uh...that's right, Mark - You're my main squeegee!" Mark: Squeeze! Squeeze!