Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 09, 1996
Transcript:
Boss: Campbell, am I dreaming? Are these budget numbers real? Campbell: Yes, sir. Walden is finally back in the black! Boss: How is this possible? Campbell: Tuition hikes plus getting rid of tenure. Boss: Amazing - and we can still attract competent faculty? Campbell: Trust me, sir. It's a buyer market. Guy: Okay, we need two romantic lit instructors today! Reporter 1: Here! Reporter 2: Over here! Reporter 3: Ici!