Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 18, 1988

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Man: What is it, Mary? Mary: He's back, sir. Man: Who? Sal: Moi! Le docteur Whoopee! Man: What can I do for you, Mr. Doonesbury? Sal: Mr. President, I bring you awesome news! The Dr. Whoopee foundation of which I am the local representative, has noted with admiration your decision to equip student dorms with safe sex dispensers! In recognition of your outstanding efforts. I am pleased to present to you this check for $100,000 to be used for scholarships here at Walden College! Congratulations, dude. Man: Well, this certainly is a most welcome surprise, Mr. Doonesbury. Thank you very much indeed. Sal: No problem, man. Man: So what do you want? Sal: A couple credits, man. You gotta get me out of te math requirement.