Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 15, 1988

Transcript:

Lacey: A public bus? But wouldn't it be easier just to have my driver take us, Jeremy? Jeremy: Now, now! Where's your taste for adventure, Mrs. D? Lacey: We'd like two tickets, please! We're off to the game! Driver: You need tokens. And I don't sell 'em. Jeremy: Tokens? See here, my good man! We haven't time to be scurrying about like chipmunks looking for... Driver: No token, no ride! Off the bus! Lacey: Not to fret, dear. It was still an adventure. Jeremy: He had tatoos, Mrs. D. Otherwise I would have cuffed him one!