Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 03, 1978
Transcript:
Man: I can't believe it, Duke. YOu really signed "Lava-lava" Lenny? Duke: That's right, Bobby! The Polynesian panzer is ours! Man: But how did you do it? I thought we couldn't afford him. Duke: Let's just say his attorney and I went to the mats! Man: Uh... wait a minute, Duke. Just how much did you give him? Duke: Not a penny more than he's worth! I swear it! Besides, the pension fund was just sitting there! Man: Oh, no... Duke: So we charge a little more for hot dogs this year. Big deal!