Jeremy Lambros’ Domestic Abuse is the result of his long standing personal grudge with inanimate objects, convinced they were either conspiring against him or responsible for his every hardship. Anyone who has ever struggled to program their VCR will appreciate this comic.
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nibor6 said, 11 months ago
And the yellow one looks nothing like the red one either…..
pcolli said, 11 months ago
Two left shoes, different sizes – combined with what @nibor6 said, sums up a lot of shoe shops these days.
INGSOC
said, 11 months ago
If the shoe fits….
pcolli said, 11 months ago
But it doesn’t.
Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, 10 months ago
How corny.
gir63 said, 10 months ago
Anna knew She had to have a new pair of shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, “Well, that’s it. That’s every pair of shoes in the place.”
“Oh, you must have one more pair….”
“No, not one more… . Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want to try…
“Yes, let me see the cruel shoes!”
“No, you don’t understand, you see, the cruel shoes are…’
“Get them!”
Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, and then reappeared carrying an ordinary shoebox. He took off the lid and re-moved a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But this was not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angle turn with sepa-rate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.
Carlo spoke hesitantly, “… Now you see… they’ re not fit for humans…” “Put them on me.”
“But… “Put them on me!”
Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes.
The screams were incredible.
Anna crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see.
“I like them.”
She paid Carlo and crawled out of the store into the street.
Later that day, Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer, “Well, that’s it. That’s every pair of shoes in the place. Unless, of course, you’d like to try the cruel shoes.”
pcolli said, 10 months ago
To paraphrase a comedy show:
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“Shoes, darling: must have shoes.”