Welcome to Dixie Drive, the main drag through that little town up the road. Make a right or left onto any side street and who knows what or who you might come across. These folks are as unpredictable as a squirrel in the street on a hot summer's day and they don't care what you think about it. They're not hurting anybody, (except maybe themselves). they're just playing their cards with the hand they were dealt, so stand back and we'll see what they come up with next. The folks near Dixie Drive might reside in some backwater southern town and some of their weirdness may be particularly "Southern" but don't kid yourself, this is Small Town America: the same animal from Portland East to Portland West. Woof!
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margueritem
said, 6 months ago
Ouch, so painful!
margueritem
said, 6 months ago
I especially like ‘biscuit butt’.
Three Steps Over Japan said, 6 months ago
“Grits bits”, “Hot pepper sauce eyes”, “Okra orifice”…
YatInExile
said, 6 months ago
In SEC towns, Fiddler’s Elbow is also known as Beer Drinker’s Elbow. The after-hours urgent care places get a lot of that on Sundays, from all the Saturday football games.
olfart said, 6 months ago
^ Yeah, and in Knoxville they get a lot of watery eyes and gnashed teeth after football games. For crying out loud, beaten by VANDERBILT?
Ice Hole
said, 6 months ago
Seems to be loads of fun, along the way..
Ice Hole
said, 6 months ago
As long as they aren’t playing country western, that is..
Steve Agosto
said, 6 months ago
Offensive to say the least………….I hope this isn’t
a theme.
rmacprivate said, 6 months ago
@Ice Hole
So that’s why you see those bumper stickers that say Paddle Faster I hear Banjo Music.
Notsoastute said, 6 months ago
@Steve Agosto
Don’t be that way. We Southern folks don’t have an issue with poking fun. Always remember that Yankees have their own set of ailments. Like that constant breathing in and out.
Rich Powell
said, 6 months ago
@Steve Agosto
Yes, sorry you found it offensive. Down here in NC, folks got a big laugh out of it. Not as big as that biscuit butt, but big nonetheless.
jmcx4 said, 6 months ago
Haha. Being from the Applachian part of Tennesse, this doesn’t offend me at all. We pride ourselves of not taking all those non-PC comments personally. My yankee friends here call themselves ’half-backs". They moved from New York to Florida, then to Tennessee. They say they made it half way back.
Linda Dean
said, 6 months ago
@Steve Agosto
what’s offensive? … whar yu at boy?… these are legitimate illness’s / affliction’s whar ahm frum…