Dixie Drive by Rich Powell

Dixie Drive

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 1 day ago

    Hit him with the diploma.

  2. George Tirebiter

    George Tirebiter said, 1 day ago

    @margueritem

    Too light- he wouldn’t notice it. Hit him with the engine block out of a ’66 GMC truck.

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, 1 day ago

    This is our future…

  4. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 1 day ago

    5 seconds later, the texting stopped, but the mike was on and other people could hear a strong gurgling sound of some kind that lasted until the batteries worn out.

  5. Ryan (probably the older Ryan)

    Ryan (probably the older Ryan) said, 1 day ago

    Iv’e heard that some ‘kids’ are texting during job interviews.

  6. olfart

    olfart said, 1 day ago

    @ George Tirebiter
    You might want to think that through. Someone might have a use for that engine block. The electronics addict, not so much.

  7. grahambhg

    grahambhg said, 1 day ago

    cram the phone up his #$%&.

  8. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, 1 day ago

    Having high school kids working for me, I’ve noticed that they are actually uncomfortable talking on the phone, and prefer to text.
    Some of them as a civic project wanted to put up signs around town saying Teens, Don’t Text and Drive. I explained to them that you have to actually spell out the consequences of their actions for the signs to have any impact. When asked what they should put on the signs, I suggested…… Teens, Don’t Text and Drive, YOU might SPILL your BEER!

  9. no1scouse

    no1scouse said, 1 day ago

    Texting while driving is God’s way of removing defects from the gene pool.

  10. J. Short

    J. Short said, 1 day ago

    He minored in X-Box.

  11. Rich Powell

    Rich Powell said, 1 day ago

    Treat your graduate to a cookout this weekend! I am!! cookout

  12. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 1 day ago

    @Rich Powell

    You almost make it worth the drive over to try to crash your cookout party…

  13. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, 1 day ago

    @Rich Powell

    Nice grill.

  14. dillio9000

    dillio9000 said, 1 day ago

    Dang I want an apron like that. Congratulations to your graduate!

  15. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, 1 day ago

    @dillio9000

    Is Rich the graduate? This is Dixie Drive. Thought you had to have your GED, before the Marines would take you?

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