The Dinette Set by Julie Larson

The Dinette Set

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  1. Leakysqueaky712

    Leakysqueaky712 said, about 3 years ago

    He’d be better off hooked up to a conveyer belt


    Good Morning All

  2. Leakysqueaky712

    Leakysqueaky712 said, about 3 years ago

    Susan, Please refrain from putting any graphic in my head of the Pennys copulating.
    There is not enough brain bleach in the reservoir to handle that image.

  3. mikie2

    mikie2 said, about 3 years ago

    Y’know, Leaky, I always thought that the Pennys actually did have a conveyor belt and that it ran from the Hostess trailer out back into their mouths. (They had home delivery.)
    I wonder if the Tone-Master is one of those “seen on TV” things Joy saw on late-night. She stays up late until Burl goes to sleep because he always wants to, well, y’know, get frisky. Gotcha! We all know the only long, hot thing either of them is interested in is a bratwurst.

  4. Leakysqueaky712

    Leakysqueaky712 said, about 3 years ago

    LMAO@ Mikie

  5. mikie2

    mikie2 said, about 3 years ago

    Leaky, I’m sorry I couldn’t make it to your party in person. I did watch it live via satellite, though. (Your friends at that “other” agency linked me through since they were watching anyway.) You’re a great host.

  6. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 3 years ago

    @Leakysqueaky712

    Thank you for the graphic in MY head, now let me have some of that brain bleach.

  7. Leakysqueaky712

    Leakysqueaky712 said, about 3 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    So sorry..Susan started it.

  8. Leakysqueaky712

    Leakysqueaky712 said, about 3 years ago

    Ever the businesswoman, Susan knows how to jack up sales of their product!!

  9. purple sky

    purple sky GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    If it ‘vibrates and tones fat and muscle’ Burl should have it hooked up to his head…

  10. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    NO NO NO!
    It wasn’t about Burl and Joy!
    YUCK!


    I explained my intent at the end of yesterday…..
    perhaps I’ll have to re-post it here.


    Not even to sell brain bleach would I cause my dear pals that sort of pain….
    honestly!

  11. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Meanwhile…. Burl’s muscles (hah!) and fat are getting electronically stimulated.


    They won’t know what to do. No part of him is used to any sort of stimulation.

    Forget emotion, excitement, any kind of mental stimulation….
    I don’t even think they normally feel hunger, or pain….


    They eat when food is in front of them, which is all the time…
    they don’t have to think about anything,
    cos the TV is on….
    and they don’t do anything to stretch their bodies or their minds.


    An electrode is the high point of Burl’s day.

  12. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Copied from Thursday’s forum, this is what I said earlier this evening (cos it’s still Thursday bedtime where I am) about Burl’s… er… wallet accessory:
    ………………………………………

    Just for the record….

    I did say it was from 1962.

    I wasn’t thinking about anything Burl and Joy do or did… um…. together….

    There’s no way I would ever want to dwell on that…
    not ever.

    No, it’s the same condom he carried around in high school, just in case he ever “wink” “wink”…. “scored” … after the big game….
    you know…. with a girl…

    The same condom he thought made him look cool….
    but never got a chance to …. road test.

    He never gave up carrying it around even after he married Joy…
    cos it’s part of his self-image.

    He even secretly hopes that cute cashier at Crust Foods will catch a glimpse of it….
    not that he wants anything from her…
    he doesn’t even flirt…cos he’s already got an adoring wife….

    But just so she’ll realise he’s a man of the world…
    Always…. you know…. prepared.

  13. mikie2

    mikie2 said, about 3 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    When I was in (Catholic) High School, (shortly after the Crusades) the thing to do was to make a circle on the back pocket of your jeans with some bleach. If the priests confronted us about it, the ready excuse was that it was the outline of a snuff can.

  14. loves life

    loves life said, about 3 years ago

    Isn’t this like ordering a double big mac and large fries with water because you are watching calories? Or is the junk for Joy since Burl is knocking off the fat? The gallon of gatorade isn’t doing good either. Or is it soda in a gatorade cup? So good to see Joy is looking after Burl in a loving way…….

  15. Leakysqueaky712

    Leakysqueaky712 said, about 3 years ago

    This is a true story…………When I was in high school (eons ago), they had this sandwich shop at the end of the block.
    At lunchtime I saw this rather “portly” girl sitting on the bench eating a po-boy about a yard long and drinking a chocolate flavored metrecal. I don’t even know if they make metrecal anymore.

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