The Dinette Set by Julie Larson

The Dinette Set

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  1. Leakysqueaky712

    Leakysqueaky712 said, over 1 year ago

    I have a better idea………..they should all shove a “renuzit” up their……………….


    Good Morning All

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    Industrial strength.

  3. mikie2

    mikie2 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I’m with Leaky on this. 50# of activated charcoal changed daily might help. And we haven’t even begun to talk about Jerry. Reminds me of the story of the woman who used a pine freshener and asked what her hubby thought. His reply, “Smells like someone sh*t a pine tree.”
    Marlene is going to wash her hands after cooking? She could be the next Typhoid Mary.
    Late comment from yesterday, Burl has an exclusive franchise on wasting his time and brooks no territortial infringement.

  4. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The notes are still tucked into the top edge of the wall-mounted phone….
    but the phone….
    the phone… is …. gone!!


    Maybe there was one inane conversation too many…
    maybe the loud shrill voices started to give it permanent heartburn….


    Maybe it couldn’t take Burl telling one more knock-knock joke and forgetting the punch line…


    Or, it decided that next time Joy called Marlene for her recipe for Campbell’s soup, it was heading for the hills.


    It ripped its own cord out…
    the poor thing….
    Jumped off the wall,
    and ran as fast as its little plastic feet could carry it….


    Run, little phone!

    Someone, somewhere, will connect with you.

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    “Price nickels.”


    Joy, I can get you a great deal….
    instead of paying 5¢ each…
    give me $3 and I’ll give you 50!


    5 pairs of glasses but 4 don’t count.


    Morning, Crustwoodians!

  6. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 1 year ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Tragically, it could take it no longer.


    With only a “Goodbye Cruel World” it threw itself into the garbage disposal . . .


    RIP, little phone. You tried so hard, but this world was too brutal for such a sensitive soul as yours. You are in a better place.

  7. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, over 1 year ago

    @mikie2

    Thanks for the clean re-visit of an old Gene Tracey joke.
    Back in the day, we just had a box of kitchen matches in the loo. Kinda took the methane out of the air. Or so we thought.

  8. finale

    finale said, over 1 year ago

    Dale Shemp- the only person lower on the chain than Burl.

  9. ElGuapo

    ElGuapo said, over 1 year ago

    Find it was tough for me today (fifth pair). Almost gave up.

  10. InTraining

    InTraining said, over 1 year ago

    Ha Ha ….Good one DALE….! ! !
    .
    Is that a tiny pair of glasses on the table by Marlene’s left elbow…? ? ? ?

  11. imnormal

    imnormal said, over 1 year ago

    We know from last week Joy likes the lingering essence of Burl in his favorite room, no air freshner is needed.

    And for the match suggestion, be careful, with Burl or Dale I suspect an explosion might result from a conentration of methane gas. A candle would be safer so it burns it off as it accumulates and simply causes a flash fire down to the source.

  12. ellisaana

    ellisaana GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I got stuck on “go outside.” That would just gross out the neighbors.

  13. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Yes, the phone was the first thing I noticed and probably DID self distruct.


    Wondered if Dale was suggesting an outhouse.


    Pop ups? Poptarts? I don’t know much on that stuff.


    Price of nickels? She should go with Susan’s offer!

  14. 2old, getting younger!

    2old, getting younger! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Today’s comments were good for laughs. My inlaws would just open the door to the loo and walk out. Apparently they had no sense of smell. But we all did!

  15. 2old, getting younger!

    2old, getting younger! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    lately my comments are being printed twice, anybody know why?

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