The Dinette Set by Julie Larson

The Dinette Set

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 3 months ago

    Oooo, a long sleeved, floor length, flannel teddy! Hot cha!

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 3 months ago

    Five whole dollars? He must have finally sold his Studebaker stock.

  3. purple sky

    purple sky said, 3 months ago

    Burl: last of the big spenders.

  4. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 3 months ago

    Oh wow, a mystery…….

    A card that says “to my wife…”

    signed “your husband Burl.”


    _Of course she’s not sure who sent it.

    It could be anybody.
    A girl can’t be too careful.


    But she’ll cash the check… I mean, careful is one thing but let’s not be stupid.

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 3 months ago

    One thing I love…. and actually, I’ve seen couples do this in real life…..


    Her birthday gift is a check….
    drawn on THEIR joint checking account.
    Oooh thanks.


    If she wants to spend $5 on herself some other time, is she supposed to ask him if it’s all right?
    Or wait till her next birthday?

  6. mikie2

    mikie2 said, 3 months ago

    A floor-length flannel teddy. We wouldn’t want to get Burl all hot ‘n’ bothered now would we? He might have a heart attack and that would be the end of the $5 cheques, a significant revenue stream.
    And in Burl’s case to (terribly) paraphrase Everett Dirksen, $5 here, $5 there and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.

  7. Ryan (probably the older Ryan)

    Ryan (probably the older Ryan) said, 3 months ago

    From one moron to another.

  8. n-putnam

    n-putnam said, 3 months ago

    Scary that she’s going to make something “homemade” for Burl!!!

  9. finale

    finale said, 3 months ago

    Her BD is 9 days after Valentine’s Day……..Cha Ching….ding…ding ding……..Burl hits the jackpot with 90% off VD merchandise for her. And some of the money he saves goes to her monetary gift!
    .
    And that card says it all: “I have little else to give”.
    .
    Ain’t that the truth.

  10. DAZZ

    DAZZ said, 3 months ago

    What makes the LEAST sense today is the Rhyme, which (as she read it) requires the inclusion of her sister’s name (not hers). I won’t say anything about the nightwear (as that IS what I would expect Joy to wear and . . . .)

  11. DAZZ

    DAZZ said, 3 months ago

    And did HE come up with the heart shaped cookies and the little bouquet? or did she buy them, or were they artificial flowers stored in the garage?

  12. loveslife

    loveslife said, 3 months ago

    Now he can watch her BAKE cookies in her sexy floor length teddy… Maybe she’ll use the 5$ toward it.

  13. Rich O

    Rich O said, 3 months ago

    The warning on the big heart on the wall says it all. I think the M.I.T. has finally graduated. I notice the envelope is addressed to Mrs. Burl Penny. I have no doubt he used an old envelope addressed to her. No way would he spring for a stamp unless he stole it from his workplace.

  14. Mikekey

    Mikekey said, 3 months ago

    The check will bounce.

  15. Kymberleigh

    Kymberleigh said, 3 months ago

    Watch the reaction at the bank when Joy tries to deposit the check back into the account it’s drawn on … they’ll never be able to explain to her why she can’t do that!

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