The Dinette Set by Julie Larson

The Dinette Set

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 6 months ago

    Yeah ‘good gold’ stays on for at least a week or two…

  2. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 6 months ago

    …they’re the type to return items like that for a full refund…or did they buy them from that big city cabbie.

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 6 months ago

    The neighbors will probably all chip in to get them a dryer.

  4. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 6 months ago

    Looks like she used a cup of Chlorox on the intimates.

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 6 months ago

    Marg — Whoa….
    I dunno if he buys her any that good.

  6. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 6 months ago

    Is that a real ♦ or a faux ♦ that we’re supposed to find?

    Cos we’re not likely to find any real ♦’s in Joy’s faux gold baubles from Burl.


    Good thing she was lucky enough to find a real gem like Burl himself ….
    she doesn’t need fancy jewelry to make her life complete.


    (Or so she tells herself.
    Over and over.)

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 6 months ago

    The To-Do list doesn’t say "wash Burl’s underwear… "
    it says “intimates.”


    Scary scary thought that “intimates” must include stuff beyond just underwear.


    What could he possi….
    NO! I can’t even think about it.


    I think I’ll have to skip breakfast….
    I think I’ll just have some brain bleach and toast…

  8. mikie2

    mikie2 said, 6 months ago

    Methinks it will take a whole lot more than a cup of bleach to take the tire tracks out of Burl’s panties. Sweet thing. Enlightens us some as to why Jerry hangs around with him doesn’t it?
    My dad told me that his mom used to make his underwear out of flour sacks, and occasionally he’s have “Gold Medal” across his butt! Mom used them—sacks, not leftover u/w—for kitchen towels; they were pretty good muslin.
    Joy’s “good” gold only occasionally turns her skin green. After it wears down to the plastic it’s OK, though.

  9. loveslife

    loveslife said, 6 months ago

    He gets them out of bubblegum machines for 50 cents . the painted gold lasts about a week if she doesn’t wear them every day. Same as the bracelets she gets.

  10. finale

    finale said, 6 months ago

    I see that they’re preparing for the demise of Ho-Hos by going to bakery donuts.

  11. finale

    finale said, 6 months ago

    Probably “Calypso” donuts: “Day-old, Daaaayyyy-old”

  12. riverhawk

    riverhawk said, 6 months ago

    I don’t understand the bit about the tv and the mail.

  13. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, 6 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Don’t worry about Burl’s “intimates.” Worry about which “intimates” of her own she washes out.
    (Remember. They’re the sort that dry tea bags and reuse them.)

  14. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, 6 months ago

    @MeGoNow
    Recycled Depends??
    Susan, please pass the BB.

  15. GymShoe

    GymShoe said, 6 months ago

    As the value of our money has been devalued the price of gold has sored…now about $1,700 per ounce…people are selling gold to pay thier bills…. My guess is BULR can’t afford real gold…. So sad for the once middle class……..! ! !

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