The Dinette Set by Julie Larson

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Under ‘gas’.

    Yes, DO run for the nearest tree…..making sure it’s a real tall one…

  2. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Too late, Marg, they already reproduced.

  3. grapfhics

    grapfhics said, about 1 month ago

    At least they’ll set an example to follow.

  4. Ray C

    Ray CGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Real tall, and isolated. That’s the best combination. And be sure to wear your aluminum rain hat.
    “You’re not s’posed to run if there’s lightning.” I think that’s the first stupid statement that Timmy has made. Usually, he’s a few IQs up on the adults.

  5. BigGrouch

    BigGrouch said, about 1 month ago

    Hey, a Char-King. I wonder if he bought it from Hank Hill over at Strickland Propane.

  6. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, about 1 month ago

    If I were Timmy’s parents, I would never leave him alone with his clueless grandparents and their clueless friends.

    Timmy probably knows that you are not supposed to go stand under a tree when it is lightning. Lightning can sometimes split the trunk of a very tall tree in two.

    And, if you clueless people think what Timmy said is wrong, why not do a web search using the words “thunderstorm safety?’

    If you are all wet at running out in the open when there is lightning, you could get struck by lightning.

    The advice given by the experts is to crouch down with your hands on your knees and bend over to get your head closer to your knees.

  7. WARREN JONES

    WARREN JONES said, about 1 month ago

    sorta like”BEND OVER AND KISS YOUR A–S GOODBY??

  8. Ray C

    Ray CGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Let’s not call others clueless unless we really understand the problem. Even then, it’s not a polite thing to say, even to a person who really is clueless.

    “Running” has nothing to do with it. Motion does not attract lightning. You will get even wetter squatting on the ground than if you run to shelter. I did check the experts, and here’s an example of what I found:

    http://www.usatoday.com/weather/resources/safety/wtstorm.htm

    The number one item on the list is to get to shelter.
    If you run, you will get there much faster than if you squat. Squatting is the last item on the list, and is done only in one very special circumstance.

    If you know lightning is about to strike, (your hair stands on end), that is when you squat down to avoid being a lightning rod. (This usually happens in the mountains.) Otherwise, squatting in a puddle in a thunderstorm is a really bad idea.
    Joy had the right idea in running to shelter. It’s just that trees (especially high, solitary ones) are lightning targets, not shelters. So you are correct with a slight modifying phrase: Do not run to solitary trees in a thunderstorm.

    Oh, and using a large umbrella with a long steel spike at the top is a very bad idea also. I see that a lot, and it makes me cringe.

  9. rricchhterr

    rricchhterr said, about 1 month ago

    … if it is only one teardrop, then it is a lonely teardrop…