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   I have toenails on my fingers! said, about 8 hours ago

   
   Timmy must be referring to the lilac floral arrangement on the toilet tank. What else?
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   purple sky said, about 7 hours ago

   He had to ask?
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   simpsonfan2 said, about 7 hours ago

   Someone forgot to light a match.
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   jmcx4 said, about 7 hours ago

   Old people smell…
   I feel sorry for my future grandkids.
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   I have toenails on my fingers! said, about 6 hours ago

   
   Regarding air fresheners, give me a break right here! No offense if you use them but..

   
   What do the people who use air fresheners think is going on? Air fresheners introduce oil into the air of their home. It coats everything and collects dust that is difficult to clean. It turns dark and grimy.

   
   Then, as the rancid oil collects, the ‘fragrances’ ‘blend’ into an odor reminiscent of the U-Store-It storage unit in which Jerry got to second base with Verla on a hot summer mid afternoon date.
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   I have toenails on my fingers! said, about 6 hours ago

   
   It’s elevator music for the nose!
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   emjaycee said, about 5 hours ago

   I SO wish I had a “LIKE” button for this remark – ‘elevator music for the nose’ – genius.
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   mikie2 said, about 5 hours ago

   Toenails, I didn’t know that about air freshener. Makes sense. That poor room. The “scent” of every event lingers on forever and you can’t get rid of it. The answer to Timmy’s question is “Life.”
   And the smell of Jerry and Verla’s lovemaking in a hot storage room is too much to imagine. There’s something very Tennessee Williams about that idea.
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   leakysqueaky712 said, about 2 hours ago

   The odors from that bathroom have been known to make spies talk.
   

   
   Good Morning All
10. 

    SusanSunshine said, about 2 hours ago

    Leaky!
    I’m later than you!
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    leakysqueaky712 said, about 2 hours ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Better late than pregnant Susan
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    SusanSunshine said, about 2 hours ago

    Marlene and Dale both look like their wigs are strangely loose, even though they don’t wear wigs….

    
    I mean, let’s get real…. if you wore a wig…. would you pick their hair?

    
    Then again… Jerry buys that mop.
    Probably gets a deal from one of those catalogs….
    " Any Dynel © wig on this page only $9.99!"
    
    So of course he picks the one with the most “hair” to make sure he gets his money’s worth.
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    SusanSunshine said, about 2 hours ago

    Yeah, Leaky….
    I’m totally worried about that.
    
    Cos if I’m pregnant right now…

    let’s just say I have no idea…
    …OK., no, let’s not go there.
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    SusanSunshine said, about 2 hours ago

    And Leaky…
    I’m a little worried about YOU, too….
    Unless you know some deep dark Crustwood secrets….
    and aren’t keeping them very well….
    
    Cos yesterday you posted
    “I find it very strange that Marlene & Jerry are going to be gone at exactly the same time Marg & Don are going away.”

    
    So not only are you implicating Marg and Don….

    but really????

    
    Marlene is going away with Jerry??
    Isn’t Dale bad enough??
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    SusanSunshine said, about 2 hours ago

    One more thing and I gotta go…
    Miss JuneBug your order is duly noted. Thank you!
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