Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 13 hours ago

    He dove out the window before she could explain they worked for the CIA.

  2. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 12 hours ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Or was it The Mafia?

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 11 hours ago

    Monsanto

  4. Brian K

    Brian K said, about 10 hours ago

    Looks like you barely got outta there alive

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 9 hours ago

    On what floor was this restaurant?
    I still think some of those guys could be lurking in her flesh-folds….

  6. susanwobb

    susanwobb said, about 8 hours ago

    Tired of the fat jokes. You can stop anytime.

  7. zombieretreat

    zombieretreat said, about 7 hours ago

    umm Dilbert, she DOES know where you live….

  8. r2varney

    r2varney said, about 6 hours ago

    @zombieretreat

    He will have to move out of town.. like all the rest of the boyfriends did.

  9. bawana

    bawana said, about 6 hours ago

    I’m fat, so doesn’t that mean I can make fat jokes whenever I like?

  10. gooseylou

    gooseylou said, about 5 hours ago

    @bawana

    Not if you words are going to hurt someone else who is not as thick skinned as you are. that’s called “manners”

  11. gmforde

    gmforde said, about 5 hours ago

    Maybe they got swallowed up by her huge breasts! lol

  12. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, about 5 hours ago

    Having a dinner date on Seattle’s Space Needle might not have been the best idea, then….

  13. Mneedle

    Mneedle said, about 4 hours ago

    @gooseylou

    Anything we say will hurt someone in someway. I guess that means that we can never say anything.

  14. route66paul

    route66paul said, about 2 hours ago

    I am crippled, does that mean I can make “gimp” jokes whenever I want?

  15. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 said, 30 minutes ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Culinary Institute of America?

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