Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Yngvar

    Yngvar GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    When was the last time we saw Bob in the strip?

  2. Rasslebear

    Rasslebear said, about 2 years ago

    I guess they figured red spaghetti sauce would look too much like blood, but the brown certainly doesn’t work either.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 2 years ago

    Messy but effective, your way, Bob!

  4. Bob

    Bob said, about 2 years ago

    @ Rasslebear: Maybe it’s really vodka sauce? Almost has a pinkish hue…

  5. LadyKat

    LadyKat said, about 2 years ago

    I usually put the stubborn jar on the counter and whack the lid with the flat of a knife, angling in the direction the lid unscrews. Noisy, but works.

  6. katzenbooks45!

    katzenbooks45! said, about 2 years ago

    Or some expired Alfredo sauce.

  7. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, about 2 years ago

    I actually damaged the joints in my hands by opening jars. Now I use a couple of strap wrenches.

  8. aicarrie1

    aicarrie1 said, about 2 years ago

    That is why the dinosaurs died out.

  9. tired-one

    tired-one said, about 2 years ago

    I have an under-cabinet jar opener that grabs the lid and lets me use both hands on the jar. A lot like this one:

  10. Black4dder

    Black4dder GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Watch out for the glass fragments.

  11. tired-one

    tired-one said, about 2 years ago

    Before I gained a baldspot (I like to think positive) I was 5 foot 12 and an eighth inches tall (including the hair) with what would be enormous hands on a lady and I got that thing because I /needed/ it.
    Not so much “ouch” but more of “they polish and wax the lids so that I can’t grip them. Yeah, that’s the problem.”

  12. GrimmaTheNome

    GrimmaTheNome said, about 2 years ago

    The easiest way to break the suction is to stab the top with a strong sharp knife (or any sort of spike if you’ve one handy). I’m a small woman with not very strong grip, and jars rarely defeat me, no gadgets required.

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