Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    I remember the first time I read this comic and wondered what it was about. An engineer who lives with a dumb dinosaur and a sadistic little dog, what kind of comic is this? It took a pointy haired boss to put things in perspective.

  2. Yngvar

    Yngvar GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    When was the last time we saw Bob in the strip?

  3. Rasslebear

    Rasslebear said, 11 months ago

    I guess they figured red spaghetti sauce would look too much like blood, but the brown certainly doesn’t work either.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    Messy but effective, your way, Bob!

  5. Bob

    Bob said, 11 months ago

    @ Rasslebear: Maybe it’s really vodka sauce? Almost has a pinkish hue…

  6. LadyKat

    LadyKat said, 11 months ago

    I usually put the stubborn jar on the counter and whack the lid with the flat of a knife, angling in the direction the lid unscrews. Noisy, but works.

  7. katzenbooks45!

    katzenbooks45! said, 11 months ago

    Or some expired Alfredo sauce.

  8. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, 11 months ago

    I actually damaged the joints in my hands by opening jars. Now I use a couple of strap wrenches.

  9. aicarrie1

    aicarrie1 said, 11 months ago

    That is why the dinosaurs died out.

  10. tired-one

    tired-one said, 11 months ago

    I have an under-cabinet jar opener that grabs the lid and lets me use both hands on the jar. A lot like this one:

  11. Black4dder

    Black4dder said, 11 months ago

    Watch out for the glass fragments.

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @Rad-ish

    In this world, dinosaurs survived the Chixilub meteorite and went into hiding. Still hiding now.

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @tired-one

    Oh I got to get one of those. I don’t have stout fingers, more like the slim artist variety. So my fingers can hurt.

  14. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    They are well hidden.

  15. tired-one

    tired-one said, 11 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Before I gained a baldspot (I like to think positive) I was 5 foot 12 and an eighth inches tall (including the hair) with what would be enormous hands on a lady and I got that thing because I /needed/ it.
    Not so much “ouch” but more of “they polish and wax the lids so that I can’t grip them. Yeah, that’s the problem.”

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