Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    I remember the first time I read this comic and wondered what it was about. An engineer who lives with a dumb dinosaur and a sadistic little dog, what kind of comic is this? It took a pointy haired boss to put things in perspective.

  2. Yngvar

    Yngvar GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    When was the last time we saw Bob in the strip?

  3. Rasslebear

    Rasslebear said, 7 months ago

    I guess they figured red spaghetti sauce would look too much like blood, but the brown certainly doesn’t work either.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 7 months ago

    Messy but effective, your way, Bob!

  5. Bob

    Bob said, 7 months ago

    @ Rasslebear: Maybe it’s really vodka sauce? Almost has a pinkish hue…

  6. LadyKat

    LadyKat said, 7 months ago

    I usually put the stubborn jar on the counter and whack the lid with the flat of a knife, angling in the direction the lid unscrews. Noisy, but works.

  7. katzenbooks45!

    katzenbooks45! said, 7 months ago

    Or some expired Alfredo sauce.

  8. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, 7 months ago

    I actually damaged the joints in my hands by opening jars. Now I use a couple of strap wrenches.

  9. aicarrie1

    aicarrie1 said, 7 months ago

    That is why the dinosaurs died out.

  10. tired-one

    tired-one said, 7 months ago

    I have an under-cabinet jar opener that grabs the lid and lets me use both hands on the jar. A lot like this one:

  11. Black4dder

    Black4dder said, 7 months ago

    Watch out for the glass fragments.

  12. bh12

    bh12 said, 7 months ago

    The trick is to break the suction. I use a beer can opener to push on the the lid here and there all around the circunference, but VERY CAREFULLY.

  13. NyukNyuk2000

    NyukNyuk2000 said, 7 months ago


    I wish Bob would show up more often in Dilbert. He’s funny, especially when he gives people wedgies.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago


    In this world, dinosaurs survived the Chixilub meteorite and went into hiding. Still hiding now.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago


    Oh I got to get one of those. I don’t have stout fingers, more like the slim artist variety. So my fingers can hurt.

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