Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    I remember the first time I read this comic and wondered what it was about. An engineer who lives with a dumb dinosaur and a sadistic little dog, what kind of comic is this? It took a pointy haired boss to put things in perspective.

  2. Yngvar

    Yngvar GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    When was the last time we saw Bob in the strip?

  3. Rasslebear

    Rasslebear said, 4 months ago

    I guess they figured red spaghetti sauce would look too much like blood, but the brown certainly doesn’t work either.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

    Messy but effective, your way, Bob!

  5. Bob

    Bob said, 4 months ago

    @ Rasslebear: Maybe it’s really vodka sauce? Almost has a pinkish hue…

  6. LadyKat

    LadyKat said, 4 months ago

    I usually put the stubborn jar on the counter and whack the lid with the flat of a knife, angling in the direction the lid unscrews. Noisy, but works.

  7. katzenbooks45!

    katzenbooks45! said, 4 months ago

    Or some expired Alfredo sauce.

  8. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, 4 months ago

    I actually damaged the joints in my hands by opening jars. Now I use a couple of strap wrenches.

  9. aicarrie1

    aicarrie1 said, 4 months ago

    That is why the dinosaurs died out.

  10. tired-one

    tired-one said, 4 months ago

    I have an under-cabinet jar opener that grabs the lid and lets me use both hands on the jar. A lot like this one:

  11. Black4dder

    Black4dder said, 4 months ago

    Watch out for the glass fragments.

  12. bh12

    bh12 said, 4 months ago

    The trick is to break the suction. I use a beer can opener to push on the the lid here and there all around the circunference, but VERY CAREFULLY.

  13. NyukNyuk2000

    NyukNyuk2000 said, 4 months ago


    I wish Bob would show up more often in Dilbert. He’s funny, especially when he gives people wedgies.

  14. MayKitten

    MayKitten GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    What I use for opening cans is two flexible wrenches. These are plastic or metal handles with straps of stiff elastomeric material, usually silicone rubber which the wrenches allow the bands to be wrapped around the jar in one direction while the other is wrapped around the lid in the other direction. If attached properly, and pulling the handles in opposite directions, the lid groans and the jar opens.

    These can be bought from Harbor Freight online or from major tool or hardware dealers.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago


    In this world, dinosaurs survived the Chixilub meteorite and went into hiding. Still hiding now.

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