Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    Okay, maybe it is an invasion of privacy…. So whaddya goin’ tah do ’bout it?

  2. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    So, Wally’s last name is Johnson?
    Never knew that…

  3. t jacobs

    t jacobs said, 5 months ago

    are there free drugs?

  4. Chrisstopher

    Chrisstopher said, 5 months ago

    Too many people are just sheep. Way to go!

  5. BuckyKatt999

    BuckyKatt999 said, 5 months ago

    In his case, drugs might be a good idea.

  6. BuckyKatt999

    BuckyKatt999 said, 5 months ago

    I worked at a local supermarket chain that had to do 2 random drug tests a month for their insurance. They claimed the choices were random, but somehow I kept getting picked—so I figure they knew I was safe and were using me to protect other employees.
    I quit, too, but not because of that.

  7. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 5 months ago

    Yeah, well, who doesn’t?

  8. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, 5 months ago

    Sad that, there you were, surrounded by books, many of which contained the information, still without the barest notion of the function of the rights provisions in the Constitution, an ignorance that should have dissipated in junior high school.

  9. Senex

    Senex said, 5 months ago

    If your boss wants you to take a drug test, go over his head.

  10. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, 5 months ago

    As I bus driver I get pulled for a random “whizz quiz” every so often. Last time this happened, I was pulled aside after my run and was not allowed to use the restroom until the nurse showed up an hour later. If they do this to me again, I’m going to stand in the middle of the dispatch office and soil myself in protest.

  11. hendrix_david

    hendrix_david said, 5 months ago

    Wally Johnson?! … and married?!

  12. Bob

    Bob said, 5 months ago

    @masterskrain

    Actually he is just a man who looks like wally. This explains it as much as you can trust wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wally_(Dilbert)

  13. Charles Smith

    Charles Smith said, 5 months ago

    An organization that I belonged to started a policy of background checking for pedophilia. A number of individuals quit over the offense of being checked. You guessed it. Some of those were pedophiles.
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    My last job was with the Dept. of the Navy, and I had a security clearance. They required me to do a urine test regularly, as they did with others in my area. We understood that it wasn’t personal, and accepted it in a mature way.
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    If you want to be offended at such things, I doubt you would be missed. Good riddance to you.

  14. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

    It shouldn’t be random. There needs to be “reasonable suspicion” at a minimum. When somebody is stoned, it’s not like the others on the job don’t notice.
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    What’s funny is that people on drugs often think they are hiding it. A fellow some years back on the job bragged that he bet I couldn’t guess he’d done pot almost a week before. Seeing as he was just beginning to come down, it was a silly thing to say.
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    This stuff can’t be hidden. The person thinks it is, but the fifth time they drop the same object, or keep missing in trying to pick up a pen, or the eyes won’t stay on one spot, or the pupils are fixed , or they are driving in the wrong lane (people on pot have miserable depth perception) etc., it’s pretty obvious what’s going on.
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    The slight slurring of speech in the casual user and the heavy slurring of speech in the heavy user are not hideable either. IF people are paying attention: when Gore was running for office, it was almost funny to watch him try to do debates and speeches when it was obvious that a few minutes before he’d been smoking pot. I do have to hand it to his speech pathologist(s). I’ve never met a stoner who didn’t have severe speech problems after using pot for four or five years. Gore’s speech coaches did an extremely good job.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

    Drug Testing, violations of our 4th amendment care of Reagan and the some Drug War. Fascist nose under the tent got further then.

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