Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    No, no! Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!
    And thus, Free Willy!

  2. PocosDad

    PocosDad said, over 2 years ago

    I want…a shrubbery!!!

  3. Lochem72

    Lochem72 said, over 2 years ago

    You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with…A Herring!

  4. Chris

    Chris said, over 2 years ago

    There was an office manager like that in a clinic I worked at. When we would turn in our daily notes for billing, she would give them back to us with any “mistakes” she may have found checked in red pencil. I and my supervisor had to correct it before she would bill. She ran a tight ship. We were afraid.

  5. JimPem

    JimPem said, over 2 years ago

    Just bring her the whole boy, head(s) and all.

  6. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 2 years ago

    “Hold still, I’m almost done! …when was the last time anyone sharpened this thing, anyway?!”

  7. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, over 2 years ago

    “Tell Them Willy Boy is Here.”

  8. HighPriestMikhal

    HighPriestMikhal GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I remember this one. Wait until you see tomorrow’s resolution to the situation with Dogbert.

  9. scott0962

    scott0962 said, over 2 years ago

    You mean Dilbert doesn’t give her the Willy’s?

  10. kininn

    kininn GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    What did?
    “Tell Them Willy Boy is Here.” ?

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