Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. KZ71

    KZ71 said, about 1 year ago

    First comment…
    That’s gotta be the best response to “half full, half empty” I’ve ever heard. Kudos to Dogbert! I gott remember that one…

  2. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    I’m not so sure Dilbert, you may become relatively cold in Clyde Canyon when your camp fire is at about ground level..

  3. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    half-assed

  4. knitterknerd

    knitterknerd said, about 1 year ago

    To engineers, like Dilbert, the glass isn’t half full or half empty, it’s just twice as big as it needs to be. I think we can safely say the canyon is smaller than it needs to be.

  5. LadyKat

    LadyKat said, about 1 year ago

    Half full or half empty depends on whether you are an optimist or a pessimist

  6. LadyKat

    LadyKat said, about 1 year ago

    If you gulp down the contents of the glass, there will be no need for dispute

  7. Dr J Knows

    Dr J Knows said, about 1 year ago

    At last an answer to how many Clyde Canyons in a Grand Canyon. A whole lot.

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Half pint, half pit?

  9. Bill Spencer

    Bill Spencer GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    While some people debate whether a glass is half full or half empty, I have a friend who just says, “Hey, are you going to finish that drink?”

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    Dilbert needs to establish a “base camp” in a pothole? Dogbert is right; that boy needs help!

  11. Sailor 46

    Sailor 46 said, about 1 year ago

    @LadyKat

    If you’re a Realist, I guess it would be “Half Baked”. What is it if you’re a “Fatalist”.

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