Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. KZ71

    KZ71 said, over 2 years ago

    First comment…
    That’s gotta be the best response to “half full, half empty” I’ve ever heard. Kudos to Dogbert! I gott remember that one…

  2. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    half-assed

  3. knitterknerd

    knitterknerd said, over 2 years ago

    To engineers, like Dilbert, the glass isn’t half full or half empty, it’s just twice as big as it needs to be. I think we can safely say the canyon is smaller than it needs to be.

  4. LadyKat

    LadyKat said, over 2 years ago

    Half full or half empty depends on whether you are an optimist or a pessimist

  5. LadyKat

    LadyKat said, over 2 years ago

    If you gulp down the contents of the glass, there will be no need for dispute

  6. Dr J Knows

    Dr J Knows said, over 2 years ago

    At last an answer to how many Clyde Canyons in a Grand Canyon. A whole lot.

  7. Bill Spencer

    Bill Spencer GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    While some people debate whether a glass is half full or half empty, I have a friend who just says, “Hey, are you going to finish that drink?”

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Dilbert needs to establish a “base camp” in a pothole? Dogbert is right; that boy needs help!

  9. Sailor 46

    Sailor 46 said, over 2 years ago

    @LadyKat

    If you’re a Realist, I guess it would be “Half Baked”. What is it if you’re a “Fatalist”.

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