Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    Ewe think he covered every sheep joke?

  2. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 5 months ago

    Shear hilarity.

  3. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    Let’s stop over by that fence to take count of the inventory..
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  4. filhodeangola

    filhodeangola said, 5 months ago

    Ewe, puns!

  5. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 5 months ago

    @filhodeangola

    That IS funny! Snerk!

  6. RWJAMES

    RWJAMES said, 5 months ago

    Oh for heaven’s sake, SHUT THE FLOCK UP!

  7. kittenpah

    kittenpah said, 5 months ago

    Dogbert’s wearing shoes!

  8. Rogue Symmetry

    Rogue Symmetry GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    @INGSOC

    Ingsoc! I’ve missed you over on Rogue Symmetry. I was going through old cartoons and found one where I put your name in it (spray painted on a train car) and was wondering how you’ve been.

  9. Rogue Symmetry

    Rogue Symmetry GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    Here is a Dilbert related toon I did about a month ago. Thought you’d all get a chuckle from it.

  10. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

    Mowing in the morning, Mowing seeds of kindness,

    Mowing in the noontide and the dewy eve;

    Waiting for the harvest, and the time of shearing,

    We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the Sheeps. (SIC)

    Refrain:

    Bringing in the Sheeps

    Bringing in the Sheeps.

    We shall come rejoicing,

    Bringing in the Sheeps.

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    Are they counting sheep? There are only nine of them clearly visible. Plus one rustic shepherd (Dilly) and one sheepdog (Ha! —It’s only Dogbert.) I remember the smelly beasts that I used to see twice a day passing my location when I was in a then-rural area overseas (nowadays urbanized and sheep flock-less). Sheep are stinky and stupid. But they roast nicely on the spit.

  12. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    These are all BAA..AAD!

  13. ebsan

    ebsan said, 5 months ago

    My uncle raised sheep. He never knew how many he had because every time he tried to count them, he fell asleep.

  14. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 5 months ago

    “Let’s take it on the lamb!”

  15. DragonRydr

    DragonRydr said, 5 months ago

    @kittenpah

    With that many sheep around, wouldn’t ewe?

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