Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Just like his office! I’m surprised that Dogbert is putting up with this.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    P38, P39, P40… just plane forms.
    (Helps if you know those were WWII fighter planes.)

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 1 year ago

    Don’t forget the P-00 form for going outside.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    Dilbert is inviting rebellion, and Dogbert doesn’t need much incentive to lead an uprising even without the paperwork blitz….

  5. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 1 year ago

    @Linux0s

    Or the P-O form for getting angry at this nonsense.

  6. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Dogbert has ways to override your denial Dilbert..

  7. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, about 1 year ago

    Notify Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.

  8. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @ossiningaling

    But did you use the QP-374-B request form to make the request to give permission to get the XU-9942 form for notifications??

  9. kroykali

    kroykali said, about 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Please don’t put me in a P-39,
    With the pilot in front and the engine behind,
    It will spin and roll and dig a big hole,
    Please don’t put me in a P-39.
    - a song sung by some of the pilots who didn’t trust that plane.

  10. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, about 1 year ago

    P-38…Got one!
    Stapler, not so much…

  11. curmudgeon68

    curmudgeon68 said, about 1 year ago

    @kroykali

    There’s virtually a verse for every plane. My copy only goes up to the F-89.

  12. kittenpah

    kittenpah said, about 1 year ago

    Do you have to fill out a P-01 or P-02 before using the facilities?

  13. wildcatherder

    wildcatherder said, about 1 year ago

    My company is going through another round of this. I receive notices that the form I never used is going to be replaced by another form that I will never use.

  14. Skyrider

    Skyrider said, about 1 year ago

    In the 6th panel, shouldn’t Dogbert have used a form RS/2E “Request for Appropriate Form”?

  15. phritzg

    phritzg GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    A P-38 is also a can opener; I always had one along when I used to go camping. Still have a couple lying around somewhere.

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