Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Just like his office! I’m surprised that Dogbert is putting up with this.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    P38, P39, P40… just plane forms.
    (Helps if you know those were WWII fighter planes.)

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 2 years ago

    Don’t forget the P-00 form for going outside.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Dilbert is inviting rebellion, and Dogbert doesn’t need much incentive to lead an uprising even without the paperwork blitz….

  5. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 2 years ago

    @Linux0s

    Or the P-O form for getting angry at this nonsense.

  6. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Dogbert has ways to override your denial Dilbert..

  7. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 2 years ago

    Notify Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.

  8. kroykali

    kroykali said, over 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Please don’t put me in a P-39,
    With the pilot in front and the engine behind,
    It will spin and roll and dig a big hole,
    Please don’t put me in a P-39.
    - a song sung by some of the pilots who didn’t trust that plane.

  9. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, over 2 years ago

    P-38…Got one!
    Stapler, not so much…

  10. curmudgeon68

    curmudgeon68 said, over 2 years ago

    @kroykali

    There’s virtually a verse for every plane. My copy only goes up to the F-89.

  11. kittenpah

    kittenpah said, over 2 years ago

    Do you have to fill out a P-01 or P-02 before using the facilities?

  12. wildcatherder

    wildcatherder said, over 2 years ago

    My company is going through another round of this. I receive notices that the form I never used is going to be replaced by another form that I will never use.

  13. Skyrider

    Skyrider said, over 2 years ago

    In the 6th panel, shouldn’t Dogbert have used a form RS/2E “Request for Appropriate Form”?

  14. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    @kroykali

    I’d heard the P40 one before:
    Oh, don’t give me the P Forty O;
    She’ll cough and she’ll wheeze
    And head straight for the trees.
    Oh don’t give me a P forty O;
    Hate to think what the rhyme for the F2A Brewster Buffalo was.

  15. Susan Wobb

    Susan Wobb said, over 2 years ago

    @Linux0s

    Well after going outside Dogbert must then file a P-U form!

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