Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Ahhh. There truly is justice in the world.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 11 months ago

    I’m surprised she wasn’t paying in pennies.

  3. frederickhuber69

    frederickhuber69 GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    That comes after the coupons, then there’s a 3 second pause after she’s told the total amount due while she processes the fact she needs to actually produce payment of some sort. I’ve been behind her, or her brother, before.

  4. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 11 months ago

    I’m sure David Attenborough did a special on handbag predators.

  5. JoanHelen

    JoanHelen said, 11 months ago

    Tuesday is pensioner’s day at our local supermarket. This scene is played out regularly throughout the day. Then, of course, there’s the matter of the car park. LOL I am also a pensioner but I do try not to delay the queue and if someone behind me only has two or three items I let them go first. The staff are amazingly patient and manage to keep smiling the entire day.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago


    Well said, AI. I’ve had this mean old lady in front of me far too many times (and, unfortunately, I’m the mild-mannered old guy who doesn’t complain).


    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    That will teach her for trying to break the rules..

    …even while that means that rules were meant to be broken..

  8. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 11 months ago

    Wait, do you have a coupon for the coyotes?

  9. Prattaratt

    Prattaratt said, 11 months ago

    It’s too bad supermarkets don’t charge a surcharge for going over the express line limit; maybe something like 5 cents per item or so.

  10. edclectic

    edclectic said, 11 months ago

    This has happened to me. If I’d had a gun, I would’ve shot myself.

  11. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Another typical WalMartian!
    It was even worse when I lived in St. Petersburg, Fl. which is God’s Waiting Room!

  12. Dunestrider

    Dunestrider said, 11 months ago

    Then there are the people who wait until it is totaled, pull out their pen, pull out their checkbook, then start writing. Or the people at the post office who want to buy only one stamp, but insist on seeing all the available stamps. It takes them longer to buy a stamp then I took in buying a motorcycle.

  13. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, 11 months ago


    You sound like a very sweet lady

  14. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, 11 months ago


    Hoo sez they don’t?

  15. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, 11 months ago


    One less in Fun City

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