Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 12 months ago

    Apron sales are way up.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


    Engineers love tools, and have absolutely no resistance when it comes to hardware stores.

  4. Leslie Barks

    Leslie Barks said, 12 months ago

    They’re not just hardware stores…they’re toy stores for grown-ups.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 12 months ago

    Lucky Dilbert, that he shows up before an experienced hardware store salesperson!
    Simply Irresistible!

  6. kittenpah

    kittenpah said, 12 months ago

    Hey! Hardware stores sucked me in LONG before I received my engineering degree!

  7. Skyrider

    Skyrider said, 12 months ago

    I must have been an engineer in a past life. I could spend hours in a hardware store!

  8. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 12 months ago

    And now I’ve got “Hardware Store” by “Weird Al” Yankovic stuck in my head.

  9. micromite

    micromite said, 12 months ago

    This happens to everyone who likes fixing things.

  10. Flossie Mudduck

    Flossie Mudduck said, 12 months ago

    I always said that I need a “hubby harness” to go into a hardware store (or even worse, a Home Depot) – he could immediately disappear!

  11. John Powe

    John Powe said, 12 months ago

    @Flossie Mudduck

    I have disappeared. My wife has threatened to have the store announce for me to come to the front (just like a lost 2 year old child). She hasn’t yet, but I live in fear that someday she will.

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 12 months ago

    Sorry naked isn’t what he is while still wearing underwear.

  13. ujean

    ujean said, 12 months ago


    Not to be rude but did your mom ever lose him near a Radio Shack? The old style not the cell phone store version.

  14. lizilu

    lizilu said, 12 months ago


    Hey, and injinear is an injinear is an injinear. We’re all the same, no matter what specialty.

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