Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    can dish it out, but sure can’t take it.

  2. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Unless it’s a gopher or magpie….or a buzzard….then the answer is “Breakfast!”

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 3 years ago

    How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? As many as you can afford.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 3 years ago

    Bravo, Dilbert, for being spunky enough and sharp enough to turn the tables on Dogbert for once!

  5. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, almost 3 years ago

    How many secret police does it take to change a light bulb?
    Three. Two to hold it down and one to apply the electrodes.

  6. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, almost 3 years ago

    What does a tobacco chewin’ Dalek say?
    “Expectorate!”

  7. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, almost 3 years ago

    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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    Only one… but the light bulb has to want to change.

  8. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    How many feminists does it take?
    -That’s not funny!

  9. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    How many Mormons?
    Twenty-six. One to change it, twenty-five to have punch and cookies afterwards.
    (That one was popular in Utah a few years ago.)

  10. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, almost 3 years ago

    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    - The lightbulb has to want to change. That’ll be $700, please.

  11. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, almost 3 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    But only if forced to by court order and after all appeals have been exhausted.

  12. ruizuno1

    ruizuno1 said, almost 3 years ago

    How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None, they fear change even if it makes the world a brighter place. :-)

  13. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    one to change the bulb, and the rest to argue to relative merits.

  14. comicsreaderind

    comicsreaderind GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
    Are you kidding, they are still waiting for Obama’s hope and change.

  15. Dry and Dusty

    Dry and Dusty GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    I live with two of them, “true dat”! LOL! They will go so far as to get a new roll out, and there it sits, BESIDE the toilet, on the counter while the empty one is still on the roller!

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