Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    can dish it out, but sure can’t take it.

  2. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Unless it’s a gopher or magpie….or a buzzard….then the answer is “Breakfast!”

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 9 months ago

    How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? As many as you can afford.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    Bravo, Dilbert, for being spunky enough and sharp enough to turn the tables on Dogbert for once!

  5. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 9 months ago

    How many secret police does it take to change a light bulb?
    Three. Two to hold it down and one to apply the electrodes.

  6. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Dilbert was only pretending to maintain full understanding.. Keep in mind Dogbert, engineers aren’t really that smart..

  7. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, 9 months ago

    @INGSOC

    And you’re qualified to make such a sweeping statement, how?

  8. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    What does a tobacco chewin’ Dalek say?
    “Expectorate!”

  9. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, 9 months ago

    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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    Only one… but the light bulb has to want to change.

  10. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, 9 months ago

    How many feminists does it take?
    -That’s not funny!

  11. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, 9 months ago

    How many Mormons?
    Twenty-six. One to change it, twenty-five to have punch and cookies afterwards.
    (That one was popular in Utah a few years ago.)

  12. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    - The lightbulb has to want to change. That’ll be $700, please.

  13. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 9 months ago

    @simpsonfan2

    But only if forced to by court order and after all appeals have been exhausted.

  14. ruizuno1

    ruizuno1 said, 9 months ago

    How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None, they fear change even if it makes the world a brighter place. :-)

  15. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @simpsonfan2

    one to change the bulb, and the rest to argue to relative merits.

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