Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics


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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 7 months ago

    No job is too “low” to work hard in. I started in restaurants doing dishes. There is no shame in it.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 7 months ago

    ‘I wanted to be a supervisor like you… but I’m not qualified. My parents were married.’

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 7 months ago

    I can’t be sure about those other things, but I’m willing to bet that in two years you’ll be an ex-secretary.

  4. BRO6164

    BRO6164 said, 7 months ago


  5. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    2 yeers ago, I couldn’t even spell ‘engineer’
    Now I are one @ YouAreEss!

  6. MayKitten

    MayKitten GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    Yes boob, if we pay you a wage, we expect you to work. As you advance your work becomes easier but more complex until you become Chief of Technical Operations, and have the most complex job in the company, but your office chair is a Lazy-Boy, and you get € 6,000 weekly for 37.5 hours, and authorize your own overtime

  7. MayKitten

    MayKitten GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    This is a reference to: http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/

  8. wecatsgocomics

    wecatsgocomics said, 7 months ago


    “The warrior takes advantage of what is at hand. There is no shame in this!” — Mako, in Forced Vengeance.

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