Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Snerk!!

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    Or that you’d look so delicious … er … dignified.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    Zing! That’s a pretty snarky Dinosaur Bob!

  4. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 1 year ago

    A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car.

    “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beemer!”

    “You yuppies are so materialistic, it’s ridiculous” retorted the officer. “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off.”

    “Oh, my God!” screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. “My Rolex!”

  5. davidh48

    davidh48 said, about 1 year ago

    @edclectic

    Here in Bellevue, WA we’ve come up with a way to differentiate between BMW’s and Porcupines. The Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

    In my youth, I always wanted a nice BMW, now I don’t care about the “W”.

  6. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 1 year ago

    @davidh48

    OY! Your sentiment (sediment?) moves me!

  7. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Yuppies are completely judgmental..

  8. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, about 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    It’s a fine line between delicious and dignified.

  9. BuckyKatt999

    BuckyKatt999 said, about 1 year ago

    If you put pointy ears on that guy, he could pass for Spock.

  10. Ben_Jammin

    Ben_Jammin said, about 1 year ago

    Eat him, Bob.

  11. NyukNyuk2000

    NyukNyuk2000 said, about 1 year ago

    Hopefully, yuppies will go the way of the dinosaurs, if they haven’t already.

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