Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, over 3 years ago

    He said “ark”, not “bark”!

  2. TooOldToBeCool

    TooOldToBeCool said, over 3 years ago

    “Let’s see, a cubit…I used to know what a cubit was…”

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    @TooOldToBeCool

    ‘Right. Are we on Candid Camera?’

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    re: Bruno

    RRRRRIIIIGGGHHHTTT” (to quote Bill cosby)

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Dilbert has a god-complex! He is so easily swayed….

  6. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    “Noah… how long can you tread water?”

  7. Harry Grapjas

    Harry Grapjas said, over 3 years ago

    If Noah only had killed those two mosquitoes in the Ark…

  8. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, over 3 years ago

    @TooOldToBeCool

    Ding!

  9. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, over 3 years ago

    “Right… What’s a cubit?”

  10. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 3 years ago

    Y’know, Dil, I understand that Dogbert torments you a lot, but at times like these I begin to wonder if you haven’t earned at least some of it.

  11. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    why not just make it rain for 40 days and wait for the sewers to back up?

  12. jrcarter53

    jrcarter53 said, over 3 years ago

    1 cubit =
    45.72 centimeters

  13. Mr. Ngn33r

    Mr. Ngn33r GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    …Middle fingertip to elbow…roughly 18" (~ 46-47cm)…your BOTH correct (sorta) !

  14. ujean

    ujean said, over 3 years ago

    The cubit measure was taken from the Pharaoh. Making him both Ruler and ruler of his people. :-P

  15. RedVelvet24

    RedVelvet24 said, about 3 years ago

    But Dogbert wouldn’t have so…
    DOGBERT=HYPOCRITE!

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