Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, 11 months ago

    He said “ark”, not “bark”!

  2. TooOldToBeCool

    TooOldToBeCool said, 11 months ago

    “Let’s see, a cubit…I used to know what a cubit was…”

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 11 months ago

    @TooOldToBeCool

    ‘Right. Are we on Candid Camera?’

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    re: Bruno

    RRRRRIIIIGGGHHHTTT” (to quote Bill cosby)

  5. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 11 months ago

    “Have you seen the bottom of that ark?”

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    Dilbert has a god-complex! He is so easily swayed….

  7. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 11 months ago

    “Noah… how long can you tread water?”

  8. Harry Grapjas

    Harry Grapjas GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    If Noah only had killed those two mosquitoes in the Ark…

  9. Glass Hole

    Glass Hole GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    That’s funny Dilbert.. I had never known that you were ever capable of maintaining a sense of humor..

  10. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @TooOldToBeCool

    Ding!

  11. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 11 months ago

    “Right… What’s a cubit?”

  12. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Y’know, Dil, I understand that Dogbert torments you a lot, but at times like these I begin to wonder if you haven’t earned at least some of it.

  13. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    why not just make it rain for 40 days and wait for the sewers to back up?

  14. jrcarter53

    jrcarter53 said, 11 months ago

    1 cubit =
    45.72 centimeters

  15. Mr. Ngn33r

    Mr. Ngn33r GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @eclectoman

    …Middle fingertip to elbow…roughly 18" (~ 46-47cm)…your BOTH correct (sorta) !

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