Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics


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  1. Number Six

    Number Six said, 9 months ago

    Consider the ice well and truly broken.

  2. MiepR

    MiepR said, 9 months ago

    Picky, picky.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Number Six

    You nailed it!

  4. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 9 months ago

    The ring of salt should have been a clue.

  5. Randywriter

    Randywriter said, 9 months ago

    Well, couldn’t be any worse than having a witch mother-in-law… oh, wait.

    Darren found that out, eh? (For the clueless, think: Bewitched.)

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    These days, that ice-breaker isn’t what it used to be. I myself know a number of young Wiccans, and for the most part they are perfectly nice people….

  7. Colt1911

    Colt1911 said, 9 months ago

    His response should be….“Well, you shouldn’t let your ex define who you are.”

  8. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    I’ve had that date. That wasn’t the problem. It was the three kids by three different fathers and the third kid still on the way (and not being told any of that until the date). You really have to be careful with online dating!

  9. Ray C

    Ray C said, 9 months ago

    Better a witch than the B-word.

  10. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, 9 months ago


    Jeeeesch, and I thought I had bad dates, lol.

  11. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, 9 months ago

    @Ray C

    I’ve followed Scott Adams “Dilbert” from day one. And knowing Scott Adams style, I’m quite sure thats exactly what he is implying but has to use a word less offensive.

  12. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    If she can put a curse on the pointy haired boss, she’s a keeper

  13. Kerovan

    Kerovan said, 9 months ago


    I remember one Valentine’s Day when a newspaper in Billings MT ran a special on “Dates from Hell.” I think that story could have been a contender. =)

  14. MagicFan

    MagicFan GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago


    Try a vampire mother-in-law and a vampire father-in-law, which happened in the Monster Hunter series.

  15. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    well when you turned the maitre d’ into a mouse, i kinda got a feeling…

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