Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 3 years ago

    Sex drive?

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Snerk!

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, almost 3 years ago

    You couldn’t figure out Dilbert drives a Volvo?

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 3 years ago

    Loser-nerd! No sympathy this time, schmuck!

  5. Katla858

    Katla858 said, almost 3 years ago

    Nothing wrong with Volvo, when someone bumped me I only got a scratch and a very small dent. He got his front light/lamp totally smashed. Sorry if my english isnt good, Im from Volvo´s home country :)

  6. curmudgeon68

    curmudgeon68 said, almost 3 years ago

    @Katla858

    I own two Volvos and they are far and away the best vehicles that I’ve ever had.

  7. BuckyKatt999

    BuckyKatt999 said, almost 3 years ago

    Dilbert finally finds the right woman and blows it immediately.

  8. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, almost 3 years ago

    Smart Car!
    Can’t stand on it, though
    It wouldn’t survive…

  9. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, almost 3 years ago

    Would it hurt the female to give a simple answer like “yes?”
    Why do women insist on men being mind readers?

  10. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, almost 3 years ago

    This joke’s kind of backwards, isn’t it? If Dilbert were the “chest-thumping” alpha-male type, he’d be bragging about what kind of car he has, not criticizing her for asking about it.

  11. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, almost 3 years ago

    @Katla858

    Years ago, when I was in college, another student driving a Mustang hit my ’55 Buick(purchased for $35!) pretty hard in the rear metal bumper. His front bumper was crumpled. After a couple of minutes of searching, we decided this tiny little nick on my bumper is where he hit me.

  12. artybee

    artybee said, almost 3 years ago

    When I was but a wee lad, we had REAL bempers; big, heavy steel and chrome bempers. I don’t understand these bumpers today.

  13. WallyBeaumont

    WallyBeaumont said, almost 3 years ago

    @artybee

    Yea. Those were the good old days. When you knocked a jaywalker down they stayed down.

  14. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, almost 3 years ago

    @artybee

    Those big, heavy, steel and chrome bumpers were attached to big, heavy cars that burned a lot of gasoline to move around. Are you sure you want that back?

  15. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    She’s an animal.!! but of course, You would not know any difference either way; would you Dilbert..

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