Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics


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  1. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, 9 months ago

    mind if I crash here?

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    You get what you pay for.

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 9 months ago

    Lesson 1: Don’t go sky diving.

  4. Ryan (Say what now?!)

    Ryan (Say what now?!) GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    If the plane aint broke, don’t jump out of it!

  5. Gojump Inacreek

    Gojump Inacreek said, 9 months ago

    Only two things fall out of the sky on purpose, bird s##t and fools.


    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    A hard crash landing.. Dogbert, you’re having an awful week aren’t you..?

  7. Ray C

    Ray C said, 9 months ago

    Somebody said, “You don’t need a parachute to sky dive. You only need one if you want to sky dive twice.” Or something like that.

  8. halibaitor

    halibaitor said, 9 months ago

    Who was packing his chute?

  9. Grumley

    Grumley said, 9 months ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving ain’t for you! (Yeah, I said "ain"t; deal).

  10. C C Alexander

    C C Alexander GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    where is catbert?

  11. Paul Bachant

    Paul Bachant said, 9 months ago

    Ever hear of the new parachute invented by rednecks? Opens on impact…

  12. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, 9 months ago

    …and the helmet is for what? Credits to Jerry Seinfeld

  13. Boots at the Boar

    Boots at the Boar GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago


    The helmet is to protect your head in case the landing does not go smoothly. A gust of wind at the wrong moment can knock you off your feet before you have a chance to release your parachute.

  14. putertek

    putertek said, 9 months ago

    The helmet is so they can identify the remains

  15. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 9 months ago

    Reminds me of the Mad satire of Moonraker, where Bond steals a villain’s parachute in mid-air. The villain asks, ‘You took my parachute, now what do I do?’
    Bond:Try rolling when you hit the ground.
    Villain:what good is that going to do?
    Bond:You got something to lose by trying?

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