Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    SNERK!!

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 2 years ago

    Ahh yes… bankers justice.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 2 years ago

    ‘Are you certain that you’re still alive?"

  4. cholomanaba

    cholomanaba said, about 2 years ago

    oohhh boy… they are surely copying CIA procedures

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 2 years ago

    Typical bank solution. I was a bit worried when Underpaid Employee so readily admitted that Dilbert was alive, but he restored my faith in the banking system with his solution.

  6. katzenbooks45!

    katzenbooks45! said, about 2 years ago

    “How do I know it’s really you who are alive and not someone else pretending to be the alive you when you really are dead?”

  7. Triangle

    Triangle GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Careful, you may still be in debt long after you had passed away..

  8. Senex

    Senex said, about 2 years ago

    Mal*Wart did not want to cancel my late MiL’s account — “Only the account owner can do that.”
    ???

  9. T M

    T M GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @katzenbooks45!

    When my father passed, the BIG CC co mistakenly listed my mom as passed. When I called to help her straighten it out that was the very comment made! No joke!

  10. roxxitt2yaaa

    roxxitt2yaaa said, about 2 years ago

    Why don’t you (and others) stop using the big banks? Credit unions are the way to go.

  11. braindead08

    braindead08 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Yeah, I know you were accidently terminated, but your severance pay costs less than reinstating you.

  12. Saucy1121

    Saucy1121 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @T M

    My mother once got a job at a department store and had to apply for a store credit card as part of her job. She got approved, but only for $200. A check with the credit bureau and she was told her cap was low because she was dead.

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