Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, over 1 year ago

    Pull on the tie. Either the head will pop out or he’ll strangle.

  2. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 1 year ago

    sorry about that, i should have told you that your left leg and i plan to elope

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Dogbert kind of sucks at the affirmation game.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    A most peculiar constipation! Maybe CPR would help pop that head out!

  5. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, over 1 year ago

    Well, Dilbert’s not a Republican, because if he was, his head would be stuck in the OTHER end…

  6. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 1 year ago

    @masterskrain

    had to do it, didn’t ya?

  7. Toonerific

    Toonerific said, over 1 year ago

    Just blow on his toes Dogbert!

  8. Glass Hole

    Glass Hole GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    You had felt nothing, Dilbert.. Your imagination compels you..

  9. Chris Maple

    Chris Maple said, over 1 year ago

    @masterskrain

    Dilbert’s not a woman, so he isn’t a Democrat.

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