Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Then no worries at all!

  2. Number Six

    Number Six said, 11 months ago

    They might at least get their own strip then….

  3. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    i also sold ’em that polisher that only works on 5 sided crystals

  4. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @nazzofoggenmach

    they think a semiconductor only checks tickets on half the train

  5. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    I guess “Don’t be evil” hadn’t been invented yet.

  6. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 11 months ago

    So now even our mud isn’t made in the USA.

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 11 months ago

    They think a powerpoint presentation is a lesson on how to use a drill.
    They think zebra is the biggest size they come in.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    Make computer chips out of sand?! Where in Elbonia does one find sand? I don’t think The Teachings of Dilbert will have much long-range effect on the state of Elbonia….

  9. bawana

    bawana said, 11 months ago

    Now they can all be six sigma brown belts(for mud), and have all kinds of meetings about meetings. Then, they can have meetings about increasing productivity and lowering costs by outsourcing to a lower payed workforce- like us.

  10. mkahn

    mkahn said, 11 months ago

    The most promising business would be a mud facial spa… at least they have plenty of mud…

  11. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, 11 months ago

    @Linux0s

    If our loans were called in, then yes.

  12. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @mkahn

    Nah, Elbonia will see much more demand when the US election cycle hits. Why should politicians pay more for American mud to fling at each other when cheap Elbonian mud will do just as well?

  13. mkahn

    mkahn said, 11 months ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    It might be cheaper to buy, but do you know what the cost of shipping mud all the way from Elbonia is?

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 11 months ago

    Must have advanced means of heating, melting then fashioning the silica.

  15. Boots at the Boar

    Boots at the Boar GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    As anyone who has to deal with international business relations can tell you, management techniques are not taught. They arise organically from the culture. You can get away with things in the US that would never be allowed in say India or China and vice versa.

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