Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 3 years ago

    I’ve been saying this for years!

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Stick with the mud, Elbowians.

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 3 years ago

    Under Communism, Man exploits man. Under Capitalism, it’s the other way around.

  4. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    Their mud-based economy is starting to sound pretty rational.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Factory? Television? Are these things made of mud?
    Yankee go home!

  6. BuckyKatt999

    BuckyKatt999 said, over 3 years ago

    The first time a prospective employer told me that he was a “job creator,” I knew I didn’t want to work for him.

  7. Tax Man

    Tax Man said, over 3 years ago

    That is lunacy. Would you rather work for someone who had no job to hire you to fill?

  8. pda726

    pda726 said, over 3 years ago

    So, if Dilbert invents something, instead of getting a patent for it and getting rich, the state gets it, and all you socialist can build it for equal pay.

  9. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 3 years ago


    Or he can invent it, file a patent for it, find out that some company already holds a broad-based patent for some design aspect (rectangular screens? Ours!), get sued into oblivion, and lose the rights to his own invention because he couldn’t afford top-tier corporate lawyers of his own.

  10. ssejhill

    ssejhill said, over 3 years ago

    Ouch … Dilbert just explained the real capitalism in just 3 panels.

  11. Boots at the Boar

    Boots at the Boar said, over 3 years ago

    No it’s not. Your stake in the business is usually determined by how long you’ve worked there. The older workers that find their way into management tend to monopolize the profits of the business for themselves, shutting out younger ones.

  12. JimPem

    JimPem said, over 3 years ago

    Socialism is no different than Communism and Capitalism. It’s little more than a modern-day oligarchy. No matter what form of government or economic system you have, there will always be people with the desire and ability to work the system to exploit as many other people as they want.

  13. Jack Bell

    Jack Bell GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Have you never studied history. Socialism doesn’t work, has never worked and will never work. Check it out. All the people that have been helped around the world can attribute that help to capitalism. That is where money comes from. The government has no money that it doesn’t take from someone. And by the way. Communism and socialism are practilly the same thing.

  14. omniman

    omniman said, over 3 years ago

    The good thing about capitalism is competition. The bad thing is that someone always figures out a way to eliminate competition.

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