Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics


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  1. Number Six

    Number Six said, 10 months ago

    I’ve been saying this for years!

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Stick with the mud, Elbowians.

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 10 months ago

    Under Communism, Man exploits man. Under Capitalism, it’s the other way around.

  4. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 10 months ago

    Their mud-based economy is starting to sound pretty rational.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    Factory? Television? Are these things made of mud?
    Yankee go home!

  6. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 10 months ago

    capitalism vs communism, republican vs communist party,
    opposite sides of the same worthless coin.
    Socialism is the way to go.

  7. BuckyKatt999

    BuckyKatt999 said, 10 months ago

    The first time a prospective employer told me that he was a “job creator,” I knew I didn’t want to work for him.

  8. Tax Man

    Tax Man said, 10 months ago

    That is lunacy. Would you rather work for someone who had no job to hire you to fill?

  9. pda726

    pda726 said, 10 months ago

    So, if Dilbert invents something, instead of getting a patent for it and getting rich, the state gets it, and all you socialist can build it for equal pay.

  10. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago


    Or he can invent it, file a patent for it, find out that some company already holds a broad-based patent for some design aspect (rectangular screens? Ours!), get sued into oblivion, and lose the rights to his own invention because he couldn’t afford top-tier corporate lawyers of his own.

  11. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Just package the mud and sell it as a beauty mask.

  12. ssejhill

    ssejhill said, 10 months ago

    Ouch … Dilbert just explained the real capitalism in just 3 panels.

  13. phritzg

    phritzg GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Then comes the tv show where your boss disguises himself as one of you, and you each end up with an extra bread crumb per week!

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

    Worker owned businesses is the best way to go for business and the worker. Equitable arrangement.

  15. Boots at the Boar

    Boots at the Boar GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago


    No it’s not. Your stake in the business is usually determined by how long you’ve worked there. The older workers that find their way into management tend to monopolize the profits of the business for themselves, shutting out younger ones.

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