Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    He dove out the window before she could explain they worked for the CIA.

  2. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Or was it The Mafia?

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    Monsanto

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    On what floor was this restaurant?
    I still think some of those guys could be lurking in her flesh-folds….

  5. Susan Wobb

    Susan Wobb GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Tired of the fat jokes. You can stop anytime.

  6. zombieretreat

    zombieretreat said, over 1 year ago

    umm Dilbert, she DOES know where you live….

  7. r2varney

    r2varney said, over 1 year ago

    @zombieretreat

    He will have to move out of town.. like all the rest of the boyfriends did.

  8. bawana

    bawana said, over 1 year ago

    I’m fat, so doesn’t that mean I can make fat jokes whenever I like?

  9. gooseylou

    gooseylou GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @bawana

    Not if you words are going to hurt someone else who is not as thick skinned as you are. that’s called “manners”

  10. gmforde

    gmforde said, over 1 year ago

    Maybe they got swallowed up by her huge breasts! lol

  11. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 1 year ago

    Having a dinner date on Seattle’s Space Needle might not have been the best idea, then….

  12. Tax Man

    Tax Man said, over 1 year ago

    @gooseylou

    Anything we say will hurt someone in someway. I guess that means that we can never say anything.

  13. route66paul

    route66paul said, over 1 year ago

    I am crippled, does that mean I can make “gimp” jokes whenever I want?

  14. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Culinary Institute of America?

  15. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @gooseylou

    Like “Chivalry” Manners are pretty much dead in today’s society, or at least on life-support.

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