Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Her butt is in a different time zone.

  2. Stone Swivel

    Stone Swivel said, over 1 year ago

    Her driver’s license photo is from Google Earth.

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    But her peaks are awesome.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    You’ve heard of The 50-foot Woman? That was your date’s little sister.

  5. ananomoose

    ananomoose said, over 1 year ago

    @Sisyphos

    Isn’t a 50-foot woman a shoe salesman’s worst nightmare?

  6. CountAnton

    CountAnton said, over 1 year ago

    @ananomoose

    Only if she buys her shoes from someone else. Think of the commission!

  7. bawana

    bawana said, over 1 year ago

    Dating fat girls is a hoot- until your friends find out……

  8. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    cops told her to break it up

  9. mkahn

    mkahn said, over 1 year ago

    She has her own zip code.
    NASA has a satellite orbiting her.
    She can only weigh herself on a Richter Scale.

  10. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    she jumped into the air and got stuck

  11. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, over 1 year ago

    Told her to haul butt. She had to make 3 trips.

  12. Jon Hra

    Jon Hra said, over 1 year ago

    @nazzofoggenmach

    Now, that’s a good one :)

  13. Danny Steinberg

    Danny Steinberg GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Insulting! Be ashamed!

  14. Alc7

    Alc7 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Danny Steinberg

    But kinda funny…………….

  15. C C Alexander

    C C Alexander GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    what???

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