Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics


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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    I would.

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 12 months ago

    That sure is the way to improve the quality of your day.

  3. tedsini

    tedsini said, 12 months ago

    Could just be Wally messing with everybody.

  4. Randywriter

    Randywriter said, 12 months ago

    Business-speak… how filthy. Almost as bad as politico-speak.

  5. John Bollinger

    John Bollinger GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago


    So would I, if I knew what it meant…

  6. Thomas Scott Roberts

    Thomas Scott Roberts GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if Adams was quoting a real memo. Management thinks like that: aphorisms and slogans will inspire every worker above and beyond and make for big quarterly closings.

  7. Davepostmp

    Davepostmp said, 12 months ago

    @John Bollinger

    I think margueritem meant take the day off. I would…

  8. bawana

    bawana said, 12 months ago

    Sonds like the mega-corp I work for: quickly! do more with less! If you somehow make your current ridiculous goals, we raise the bar higher next time! And smile while you are doing it!!!

  9. wildcatherder

    wildcatherder said, 12 months ago

    I worked for a Swiss multi-national which tried to promote “quality” with 6′ × 4′ full-color posters that mis-hyphenated professionalism"". We laughed and laughed.

  10. Doughboy1970

    Doughboy1970 said, 12 months ago

    Finally getting more into the workplace.

  11. So  Lonely

    So Lonely said, 12 months ago

    company’s have a was of saying the obvious

  12. route66paul

    route66paul said, 12 months ago


    Since big business runs politics, it is exactly the same thing

  13. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Nothing like spending half your day reading memos and attending meetings regarding productivity!

  14. aipo86t

    aipo86t GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Had Boss once that wrote a memo. We could tell he was upset. We couldn’t tell if he wanted us to always do something or never do it. We ignored it and nothing more was heard on the subject.

  15. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, 12 months ago

    That memo is working toward ‘bullshit bingo’.

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