Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I would.

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    That sure is the way to improve the quality of your day.

  3. tedsini

    tedsini said, over 1 year ago

    Could just be Wally messing with everybody.

  4. Randywriter

    Randywriter said, over 1 year ago

    Business-speak… how filthy. Almost as bad as politico-speak.

  5. Thomas Scott Roberts

    Thomas Scott Roberts GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if Adams was quoting a real memo. Management thinks like that: aphorisms and slogans will inspire every worker above and beyond and make for big quarterly closings.

  6. Davepostmp

    Davepostmp said, over 1 year ago

    @John Bollinger

    I think margueritem meant take the day off. I would…

  7. bawana

    bawana said, over 1 year ago

    Sonds like the mega-corp I work for: quickly! do more with less! If you somehow make your current ridiculous goals, we raise the bar higher next time! And smile while you are doing it!!!

  8. wildcatherder

    wildcatherder said, over 1 year ago

    I worked for a Swiss multi-national which tried to promote “quality” with 6′ × 4′ full-color posters that mis-hyphenated professionalism"". We laughed and laughed.

  9. Doughboy1970

    Doughboy1970 said, over 1 year ago

    Finally getting more into the workplace.

  10. So  Lonely

    So Lonely said, over 1 year ago

    company’s have a was of saying the obvious

  11. route66paul

    route66paul said, over 1 year ago

    @Randywriter

    Since big business runs politics, it is exactly the same thing

  12. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 1 year ago

    Nothing like spending half your day reading memos and attending meetings regarding productivity!

  13. aipo86t

    aipo86t GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Had Boss once that wrote a memo. We could tell he was upset. We couldn’t tell if he wanted us to always do something or never do it. We ignored it and nothing more was heard on the subject.

  14. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    That memo is working toward ‘bullshit bingo’.

  15. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, over 1 year ago

    @aipo86t

    Sorry… I must have missed that memo! Works every time!

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