Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, less than a minute ago
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    Considering the garbage now taught as “science”, can you blame the kids for not paying attention? The idea of tossing half the data in order to make a conclusion hardly counts as “good science” but it’s typical now of what gets the grants. These “scientists” today would be better off with signs that said “will lie to the public for food”.
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    Admittedly I have only 397 science and tech credits, but I cringe at much of the stuff that passes for science today. “the result is 0.42.” “No, you just think it says that. Change it to 8.3”…

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of the humans in Wall-e.

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    Nice to know we’re progressing faster than predicted.

  4. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    No time for empirical thought in a thoughtless empire.

  5. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Here is the modern version: the “2045” Strategic Social Initiative
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    We believe that before 2045 an artificial body will be created that will not only surpass the existing body in terms of functionality, but will achieve perfection of form and be no less attractive than the human body. People will make independent decisions about the extension of their lives and the possibilities for personal development in a new body after the resources of the biological body have been exhausted.
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    The new human being will receive a huge range of abilities and will be capable of withstanding extreme external conditions easily: high temperatures, pressure, radiation, lack of oxygen, etc. Using a neural-interface humans will be able to operate several bodies of various forms and sizes remotely.
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    http://2045.com/

  6. nurbz

    nurbz said, over 1 year ago

    @Rad-ish

    Hey..I saw that epidsode of Twilight Zone! Not much of a selection of bodies and faces, though.

  7. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, over 1 year ago

    I guess that’s going to be the last generation. I see no way that they could reproduce.

  8. Tax Man

    Tax Man said, over 1 year ago

    @Omnius

    No, that is the result of Obama’s pushing an ever growing number of people to unemployment and an ever growing number of people on welfare and food stamps. Just think; they don’t have yo do anything and everything is provided by an ever DEcreasing number of taxpayers.

    As Margaret Thatcher said: “Theproblem with socialism is that sooner or later, you run out of other people’s money”.

  9. CARAPORAM

    CARAPORAM said, over 1 year ago

    If that’s so, who build that awesome room?

  10. piglila12345

    piglila12345 said, over 1 year ago

    HA, HA, HA!

  11. Jon Hra

    Jon Hra said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    That’s the first thing I thought of too. :)

  12. Jon Hra

    Jon Hra said, over 1 year ago

    Interesting too…this was written in 1990. Scott seems to be right on track :(

  13. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, over 1 year ago

    Looks like an Apple Macintosh. Must be Dogbert’s. Dilbert couldn’t afford one.

  14. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Agreed. And although obesity has leveled off some, there has been some suggestion that human intelligence has been declining (Stanford University professor Gerald Crabtree thinks so, for instance).

  15. QuietStorm27

    QuietStorm27 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Tax Man

    The problem with some of you people is that you don’t know as much as you think you do.
    The welfare system is not what it used to be. The people receiving cash have to work for it in the community, the only way they can get out of doing the work is if they are disabled, they are encouraged to look for work and/or attend school. Not all people want to be on welfare, but what is a person with a family supposed to do when they’re laid off and no one will hire them because they’re “overqualified”?

    Are people supposed to starve because they are down on their luck? What about children? Yes, there are some who abuse the system but the majority actually want to better themselves and are working towards that goal.

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