Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 12 months ago

    All things considered I think “fast” food is the perfect description.

  2. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 12 months ago

    @Linux0s

    You’re right! I hadn’t thought of it, but by consuming huge quantities of food with no nutritional value whatsoever, you could starve to death and they would still need to take the wall off your home to remove your bloated, malnourished corpse.

  3. Richard Gray

    Richard Gray said, 12 months ago

    Read Good Omens by Terry Prattchett and Neil Gamen. It is a conspiracy by Famine, one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.

  4. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 12 months ago

    I’ve read that! You are the only other person I have encountered who seems to have heard of it. (And actually Pratchett and Gaiman’s urbane Famine was in my mind when I wrote my comment . . . I must have had a flashback without realising it). There was talk a while back of making it into a film, but nothing seemed to come of it. Pity (perhaps – sometimes the film ruins the book – and the TV versions of Pratchett’s books have done nothing for them, to my mind).


    A brilliant book (particularly enjoyed War bringing his daughter into the final apocalyptic battle on her little fat ‘pony club’ shetland)

  5. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    “The Tribbles starved to death! In a Storage Compartment full of Wheat, they starved to death!”
    “That’s essentially right, Jim.”

  6. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 12 months ago

    @masterskrain

    Oh no! I’d forgotten the tribble holocaust!

  7. edclectic

    edclectic said, 12 months ago

    Fast Food = No Food.

  8. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, 12 months ago

    Sounds like the making of an oxymoron.
    Fast=no food + food=food

  9. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Pacopuddy

    the Good Omens movie is still out there I guess they are having money and production issues… Pratchett is still releasing books but his health is poor.

  10. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Don’t worry, Dogbert- it’s not actually food!

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 12 months ago

    Fast as in made fast for you to eat.

  12. David Henderson

    David Henderson said, 12 months ago

    Most fast food is just that , fast.
    It is cooked fast, it is eaten fast and it goes though you just as fast

  13. mwbarr

    mwbarr GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    This strip is worthy of “Frazz.”

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