Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    It’s magic, ESP, and Google.

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 12 months ago

    @margueritem

    Maybe he misdialed the psychic hotline.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Linux0s

    Could very well be.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    ‘And you have no life.’

  5. JusSayin

    JusSayin GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    The Tasmanian wild dogs of the Boola Boola area have an average speed of about 60 kph, or 35-40 mph.

    What kind of dog averages running 8.3 mph? Most carnivores call them a snack.

  6. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 12 months ago

    Librarians – the most highly evolved lifeform in the universe.

  7. ruizuno1

    ruizuno1 said, 12 months ago

    Early 90’s. You actually had to talk to a human to get information!

  8. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, 12 months ago

    How can she see his teeth when we can never see his mouth?

  9. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, 12 months ago

    Librarians know all…

  10. Strod

    Strod GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @JusSayin

    Are you sure you are quoting the average speed and not the top speed?
     
    I’m not saying that the average speed is 8.3 mph, but 60 kph does sound way too fast for the average.

  11. Gafferjack

    Gafferjack said, 12 months ago

    She knew it was Dilbert again and made it up. She knew he’d buy it, after all, she’s the librarian!

  12. Dale Netherton

    Dale Netherton said, 12 months ago

    I had a college exam one time that asked for the
    coefficient of a mule.

  13. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 12 months ago

    It’s the prototype smart phone that Dogbert invented and is testing it on an unsuspecting test subject.

  14. Jon Hra

    Jon Hra said, 12 months ago

    @JusSayin

    She was messing with him the same way he was messing with her. That was a great comeback :)

  15. Jon Hra

    Jon Hra said, 12 months ago

    @Dale Netherton

    So…what’s the answer??? :)

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