Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Dogbert does have a point there.

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    Oh sure, now he tells us!

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    As long as you’re not the one who inherits the prison sentence!

  4. Dale Netherton

    Dale Netherton said, over 3 years ago

    Why leave out productivity and creativity?

  5. Foxglenlea

    Foxglenlea said, over 3 years ago

    He calls them like he sees them.

  6. kittenpah

    kittenpah said, over 3 years ago

    @Dale Netherton

    Productivity and creativity just get you bought out by Microsoft.

  7. UsernameUsername1234

    UsernameUsername1234 said, over 3 years ago

    @Dale Netherton

    Because those don’t lead to being massively rich anymore.

  8. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 3 years ago

    My father must not have listened.

  9. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, over 3 years ago

    Ali-baba and the forty thevies?

  10. Jon Hra

    Jon Hra said, over 3 years ago

    From what I understand, Russia took the hint and followed Dogbert’s advice.

  11. StCleve72

    StCleve72 said, over 3 years ago

    Like the Kennedys and Bushes for example? One book I read, “The Sins of the Father” claims that Joe Kennedy bought JFK’s election with cash from the collection plates of the Boston Catholic Churches. He is alleged to have written a check in exchange for the cash which was handed out by bagmen in key precincts. It’s not even if it’s true as far as I’m concerned, it’s more about is it believable and from everything I’ve heard about old Joe, it’s very believable. Both Kennedy and Prescott Bush are alleged to have profited from their association with the Nazis and so Dogbert appears to be on the money, at least regarding these two very visible dynasties.

  12. renewed1

    renewed1 said, over 3 years ago


    Hard work and frugality will always lead to wealth. The problem is that too many of us expect instant gratification.

  13. StCleve72

    StCleve72 said, over 3 years ago

    I really don’t know, I have no first hand knowledge of any of this, just what I’ve read. This is from the Guardian, which I suppose might be a reputable source of news: "The Guardian has obtained confirmation from newly discovered files in the US National Archives that a firm of which Prescott Bush was a director was involved with the financial architects of Nazism.

    His business dealings, which continued until his company’s assets were seized in 1942 under the Trading with the Enemy Act, has led more than 60 years later to a civil action for damages being brought in Germany against the Bush family by two former slave labourers at Auschwitz and to a hum of pre-election controversy."

    As I stated previously, it’s whether it’s believable and I totally believe the Bushes to be as corrupt as the Kennedys; venal, soulless people. Ken Lay, then CEO of Enron flew to W’s inaugural with the father and mother in the corporate jet and to think that they weren’t all in bed together in the worst corporate horror story of our time is naive to me. Not to mention lying to start a war, etc.

    If your point of view is from an ideological one, I see liberals and conservatives as two sides of the same coin, kind of like the sandal and gourd sects in the Life of Brian. Two hundred years from now a more advanced race of human beings will look back at both groups and see primitive people, blundering along half blind. We live in primitive times my friend.

  14. ruizuno1

    ruizuno1 said, over 3 years ago

    So all those people slaving away in sweatshops are millionaires? They could be if they’re productivity didn’t go into someone else’s pockets. That’s the biggest thievery of all time.

  15. Jack Bell

    Jack Bell GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Most of the millionaires in this country not only worked hard for their money, but are still working hard every day. They are honest men and women that don’t make excuses. They just get the job done.

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