Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Dogbert does have a point there.

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    Oh sure, now he tells us!

  3. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Panel one looks like they are on magic carpets floating in the air.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    As long as you’re not the one who inherits the prison sentence!

  5. Dale Netherton

    Dale Netherton said, over 1 year ago

    Why leave out productivity and creativity?

  6. Foxglenlea

    Foxglenlea said, over 1 year ago

    He calls them like he sees them.

  7. kittenpah

    kittenpah said, over 1 year ago

    @Dale Netherton

    Productivity and creativity just get you bought out by Microsoft.

  8. UsernameUsername1234

    UsernameUsername1234 said, over 1 year ago

    @Dale Netherton

    Because those don’t lead to being massively rich anymore.

  9. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    My father must not have listened.

  10. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, over 1 year ago

    Truer words have never been spoken. Its all about the support and resources you are born into, or luck into.

  11. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, over 1 year ago

    @Rad-ish

    Ali-baba and the forty thevies?

  12. Jon Hra

    Jon Hra said, over 1 year ago

    From what I understand, Russia took the hint and followed Dogbert’s advice.

  13. StCleve72

    StCleve72 said, over 1 year ago

    Like the Kennedys and Bushes for example? One book I read, “The Sins of the Father” claims that Joe Kennedy bought JFK’s election with cash from the collection plates of the Boston Catholic Churches. He is alleged to have written a check in exchange for the cash which was handed out by bagmen in key precincts. It’s not even if it’s true as far as I’m concerned, it’s more about is it believable and from everything I’ve heard about old Joe, it’s very believable. Both Kennedy and Prescott Bush are alleged to have profited from their association with the Nazis and so Dogbert appears to be on the money, at least regarding these two very visible dynasties.

  14. renewed1

    renewed1 said, over 1 year ago

    @UsernameUsername1234

    Hard work and frugality will always lead to wealth. The problem is that too many of us expect instant gratification.

  15. StCleve72

    StCleve72 said, over 1 year ago

    @Penny Robinson Fan Club

    I really don’t know, I have no first hand knowledge of any of this, just what I’ve read. This is from the Guardian, which I suppose might be a reputable source of news: "The Guardian has obtained confirmation from newly discovered files in the US National Archives that a firm of which Prescott Bush was a director was involved with the financial architects of Nazism.

    His business dealings, which continued until his company’s assets were seized in 1942 under the Trading with the Enemy Act, has led more than 60 years later to a civil action for damages being brought in Germany against the Bush family by two former slave labourers at Auschwitz and to a hum of pre-election controversy."

    As I stated previously, it’s whether it’s believable and I totally believe the Bushes to be as corrupt as the Kennedys; venal, soulless people. Ken Lay, then CEO of Enron flew to W’s inaugural with the father and mother in the corporate jet and to think that they weren’t all in bed together in the worst corporate horror story of our time is naive to me. Not to mention lying to start a war, etc.

    If your point of view is from an ideological one, I see liberals and conservatives as two sides of the same coin, kind of like the sandal and gourd sects in the Life of Brian. Two hundred years from now a more advanced race of human beings will look back at both groups and see primitive people, blundering along half blind. We live in primitive times my friend.

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