Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Or not…

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    You’re just not getting this, are you Dilbert?

  3. Johnny Robo

    Johnny Robo said, over 1 year ago

    engineers only understand the numbers.

  4. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    @Johnny Robo

    Or maybe a flow chart: Do you want to ask me out? → No!

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Dilbert, it was purely defensive intelligence gathering on her part. In other word: NO!

  6. Shrek4259

    Shrek4259 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    And accountants! Would a PowerPoint presentation help?

  7. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, over 1 year ago

    Unfortunately too many women think like she does when it comes to dating/meeting men. I have had two women in my past whom I loved dearly that had to fight the cancer fight. I made it perfectly clear I loved them rather they were rich or poor, or if they lost their health because of that insidious disease. They both worried I would leave them if they didnt or couldnt work, or if cancer disfigured them or took their health. YET, I meet one woman after another who only measure a mans worth by his wealth. Beyond being pathetic, its a deal breaker if thats the first, or most important thing a woman wants to know about me.

  8. pumaman

    pumaman said, over 1 year ago

    Sorry, I don’t date guys with no mouth. Or Tacopielvr, cause he doesn’t make enough money and will leave me if I get cancer.

  9. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    Why can’t women say, ‘Sorry, I’m just not interested’?

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    She just doesn’t want to say “NO” directly. She wants to give you plenty of reasons for her “NO.” Take the hint and move on.

  11. Tin Can Twidget

    Tin Can Twidget GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    That’s one thing that hasn’t changed in the last 60 years.

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