Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 2 years ago

    “Don’t give Dogbert a pencil.”

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    ’Don’t feed them after midnight.’

  3. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Or get them wet.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Don’t sweat the unwritten rules….

  5. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, over 2 years ago

    But if you write them down, then they are no longer unwritten rules which means you can’t write down unwritten rules…
    Great! Now I have a headache. LOL!

  6. rsketch

    rsketch GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    How about “You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd”?

  7. kittenpah

    kittenpah said, over 2 years ago

    @rsketch

    “But you can be happy if you’ve a mind to.”

  8. Senex

    Senex said, over 2 years ago

    Don’t sweat the petty things…
    and,
    Don’t pet the sweaty things.

  9. richardj

    richardj said, over 2 years ago

    Roger Miller reference! You commenters are the best.

  10. supercaleb150

    supercaleb150 said, over 2 years ago

    I’m with him!

  11. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 2 years ago

    “An ordinance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.”

  12. QuietStorm27

    QuietStorm27 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    True! We make more up everyday!

  13. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    nice!

  14. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    never wake em up and eat em

  15. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 2 years ago

    When your mother says, ’Don’t get smart with me’, don’t respond, ’I’m not. It just sounded smart after what you said’.

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