Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Dilbert, sit on Dogbert.

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    What, a nice smart guy like you?

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    winston churchill’s verbal exchange with an actress comes to mind. He didn’t have any illusions about his looks. The actress said something to the effect if they had kids, their child might have her looks and his brains.
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    He replied that the reverse was equally possible.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    I still prefer the exchange:You, sir, are drunk!
    You, madame, are ugly. But I’ll be sober in the morning.

  5. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 3 years ago

    uglier’n quasimodo’s prom date!

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Zing! Dilbert seems somewhat distressed at having been outed as an u… guy who doesn’t fit the stereotype. Dogbert can help keep him grounded in reality. —Or maybe just grounded.

  7. Rainfoot

    Rainfoot said, over 3 years ago

    Chruchill seemed to handle insults like a duck handles water.

  8. Radish

    Radish GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    If you were my husband I’d poison your tea.
    Churchill, If you were my wife, I’d drink it.

  9. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 3 years ago

    I’d take the part of God if it was offered.

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