Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 3 years ago

    I never get headaches, though everybody I know gets them a lot.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    Some people don’t get headaches … they’re carriers.

  3. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    And other people don’t get headaches because they are headaches.

  4. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 3 years ago

    my ex gave great headache.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    So many folks make the same mistake as Dilbert. He should have spoken more accurately.

  6. David Henderson

    David Henderson said, over 3 years ago

    I have a headache right now. I wake up every morning with one.

  7. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, over 3 years ago

    Good thing he doesn’t have crabs!

  8. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 3 years ago

    i feel ya baby.

  9. MPeters

    MPeters said, over 3 years ago

    Can the pharmacist give you anything you can’t get off the shelf, without a prescription? For a headache, that is?

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    A disease once swept through every ship in an American fleet except the Nimitz.
    Why didn’t the Nimitz get it?
    It was a carrier.
    (I’ll duck now)

  11. JOregon

    JOregon said, over 3 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Ever consider the idea that might be a hint?

  12. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 3 years ago

    Nah, no chance.

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