Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 2 years ago

    I never get headaches, though everybody I know gets them a lot.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    Some people don’t get headaches … they’re carriers.

  3. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    And other people don’t get headaches because they are headaches.

  4. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    my ex gave great headache.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    So many folks make the same mistake as Dilbert. He should have spoken more accurately.

  6. Triangle

    Triangle GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Pay no mind to Dilbert, it’s all in his head.!!


  7. David Henderson

    David Henderson said, over 2 years ago

    I have a headache right now. I wake up every morning with one.

  8. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, over 2 years ago

    Good thing he doesn’t have crabs!

  9. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    i feel ya baby.

  10. MPeters

    MPeters said, over 2 years ago

    Can the pharmacist give you anything you can’t get off the shelf, without a prescription? For a headache, that is?

  11. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    A disease once swept through every ship in an American fleet except the Nimitz.
    Why didn’t the Nimitz get it?
    It was a carrier.
    (I’ll duck now)

  12. JOregon

    JOregon said, over 2 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Ever consider the idea that might be a hint?

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Just don’t brag about it. Nixon was also free of such head pain.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Sisyphos

    Humans are more flexible and shouldn’t have to parse their language so precisely to one another. Especially at the pharmacy. Who would want a head ache?

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Sounds like all the other ships needs to target you with all the torpedoes to sink you shtick.

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