Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 1 year ago

    In other words, they had to pay to get rid of Dilbert for a day.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I’d take it in a heartbeat!

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Alternatively, there’s the reward for finishing the year under budget … they slash your budget.
    Apparently, that’s not a joke, either… because you demonstrate you can manage with less.

  4. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    Dilbert was rewarded at work? That’s a miracle in itself.

  5. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    re: Bruno

    Absolutely true. BLM had a grant for $4million for NMFS. (Yes, one agency giving money to another… makes lots of sense). NMFS only used part of it (amongst other htings, several of our salaries), and the grant was pulled.

  6. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    He who budgets most has more funds.

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Guess what, Dilly? Your attendance is no longer perfect.

  8. A SAINT

    A SAINT said, over 1 year ago

    And since you are on salary, the day off is this Sunday…

  9. Ray C

    Ray C said, over 1 year ago

    He could have had several days off without pay by calling in sick…but that’s not Dilbert.

  10. ssejhill

    ssejhill said, over 1 year ago

    doh … and by taking that day off … there goes the “perfect attendance” award for next year.

  11. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t worry, Dogbert. We’ll figure out some way to do ourselves in soon!

  12. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    Mutate to survive.

  13. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    cool man, use the time to get a neck and press that tie.

  14. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    It IS a miracle.

  15. David Henderson

    David Henderson said, over 1 year ago

    Well with all things considered I have to agree with Dogbert in panel 3. I am amazed that the human species has survived this long.

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