Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 4 months ago

    How about that little π symbol?

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

    Or a bullseye!

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

    Dilbert is not of the party set, so there wouldn’t be much point in him getting a tattoo. When I was in college in the 1990s, the tattoo was usually a conversation piece used by the party crowd to ID each other. A few tried to claim “art” or “artistry” but that wasn’t the reason they got them.

  4. MiepR

    MiepR said, 4 months ago

    “Next time I’m getting a poodle.”

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

    Wanting a tattoo (!) and asking Dogbert for advice, Dilbert, is a recipe for disaster.

  6. Rainfoot

    Rainfoot said, 4 months ago

    One of my favorite t-shirts says “Scars are tattoos with better stories”. Which is appropriate given that my face looks like jigsaw puzzle of a piccaso.

  7. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, 4 months ago

    @Rainfoot

    think i dated you in high school.

  8. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, 4 months ago

    “my other left”.

  9. Brian K

    Brian K said, 4 months ago

    If its Kick Me, then it should be right on on your Stomach with an arrow pointing down… You know what I mean, and your shirt will cover it when ur at work cuz ur boss might not appreciate it.

  10. Omnius

    Omnius said, 4 months ago

    Dogbert has the right of it. Only fools need tattoos.

  11. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 4 months ago

    “Born to Optimize Code”

  12. Radish

    Radish said, 4 months ago

    Why would he want a tattoo that says, “Kick Dogbert”?

  13. 7samauri

    7samauri said, 4 months ago

    Dilbert needs Garfield to kick that annoying dog into next week.

  14. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, 4 months ago

    How about ‘Anyone that gets a tattoo is a fool’? That would be a good one.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    Some Celtic runes with mathematics.

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