Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    The pink person’s “hair” looks like a fig or garlic clove in profile.

  2. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Kind of a proto-Alice.

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    It worked!

  4. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    Pure bull power!

  5. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    Techno-babble.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Zzzzzzz….
    Huh?
    What was that about the power of technology, Dilbert?

  7. Senex

    Senex said, over 1 year ago

    No wonder Dilbert didn’t expect that – engineers are hardly ever asked that when there’s time to make a difference.

  8. kittenpah

    kittenpah said, over 1 year ago

    One of our technical guys sidelined the entire discussion by bickering about the terminology of the first slide for and hour and a half.

  9. Cor Blymie

    Cor Blymie GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    A fig or garlic clove with a perm.

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Dilbert is assuming that everybody else was paying attention. How many of these meetings end with someone asking a coworker, "I wasn’t paying attention … what was that meeting about?’
    ’Don’t ask me … I wasn’t paying attention either!’

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    You mean Dilbert?

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    @kittenpah

    Getting the terminology right is very important.

  13. JeepersCreepers

    JeepersCreepers said, over 1 year ago

    Well I remember those meaningless meetings.

  14. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    Meetings: the biggest time waster in American business. None should be allowed to go over 20 minutes.

  15. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    And we’ll ship it anyway.

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