Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Sorry, blobs of organic matter don’t care to befriend byotchs.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    And I consider you to be a shallow, superficial judgemental byotch … so forget it!

  3. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, almost 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t his tie have flopped after that snide comment?

  4. win

    win said, almost 2 years ago

    Just say no.

  5. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, almost 2 years ago

    You can smell the bridges being burned from here…

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    But, my dear, how can one be friends with “a boring and unattractive blob of organic matter”? So let’s just not be friends….

  7. bawana

    bawana said, almost 2 years ago

    Why do they always want to be friends until you find another friend with more “benefits”?

  8. win

    win said, almost 2 years ago

    @Linux0s

    Burned? I think that bridge got bombed.

  9. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, almost 2 years ago

    Well, gents, we wanted women to be more honest with us….

  10. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, almost 2 years ago

    It’s a start.

  11. Pete Rogan

    Pete Rogan GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Dil. It’s a gift. Take it and run!

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    She could have been a nicer form of honest. She was brutally honest. I guess she was being sardonic saying she still wanted to be friends expecting him to say “no.” Dilbert should say “yes” if only to spite her a bit back.

  13. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, almost 2 years ago

    Panel 2: I would never be as rude as that, even if the person I liked the least asked me out.

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