Dilbert by Scott Adams is the most photocopied, pinned-up, downloaded, faxed and e-mailed comic strip in the world. Dubbed "the cartoon hero of the workplace" by The San Francisco Examiner, Dilbert has been syndicated since 1989 and now appears in 2,000 newspapers in 65 countries and 25 languages.
Dilbert Classics allows you the luxury of pushing the reset button with us, taking the iconic strip back to its first frames. Starting from the beginning and running each strip in succession from its first day of circulation, join in on the genesis of these stories. We're going to the days of fax and dial-up Internet connection frustration, people!
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margueritem
said, 4 months ago
Sorry, blobs of organic matter don’t care to befriend byotchs.
Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago
And I consider you to be a shallow, superficial judgemental byotch … so forget it!
Pacopuddy said, 4 months ago
Shouldn’t his tie have flopped after that snide comment?
win said, 4 months ago
Just say no.
Linux0s said, 4 months ago
You can smell the bridges being burned from here…
Sisyphos said, 4 months ago
But, my dear, how can one be friends with “a boring and unattractive blob of organic matter”? So let’s just not be friends….
bawana said, 4 months ago
Why do they always want to be friends until you find another friend with more “benefits”?
win said, 4 months ago
@Linux0s
Burned? I think that bridge got bombed.
Tacopielvr said, 4 months ago
I have a 58yr old friend who has never been married, never had a girlfriend, never intimate in his life with a woman, but he goes to church all the time and spends money and time on women all the time. All the women he knows “just want to be friends” with him. Its pathetic, when I ask him why he doesnt want or try harder to take a relationship to the next level (6X) he says he doesnt miss what he never had. I said thats ok when it comes to a food but to not ever “be” with the opposite sex is just sad. Yet he counts his platonic dates like a Don Juan.
Omnius said, 4 months ago
Never trust a woman who says let’s just be friends!
The Wolf In Your Midst said, 4 months ago
Well, gents, we wanted women to be more honest with us….
Rickapolis said, 4 months ago
It’s a start.
Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago
She could have been a nicer form of honest. She was brutally honest. I guess she was being sardonic saying she still wanted to be friends expecting him to say “no.” Dilbert should say “yes” if only to spite her a bit back.
MagicFan said, 2 months ago
Panel 2: I would never be as rude as that, even if the person I liked the least asked me out.